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I will submit the evaluation after I finish smoking this cigarette.
Well, it sounds like this doc appreciated the consult referral!
Sounds like Dragon had the Engrish.com library loaded.
"And now your patient will have a pleasure evaluation me."
OK, the challenge for 2017 is to find some big-brained software developers and over-worked MDs to come up with something BETTER than Dragon.Yes, the bloopers you post are hilarious, but I can see how they might hurt a patient. Or worse, get an innocent physician sued.So, please keep posting and get some minions (med students?) working on it!
That would be a medical transcriptionist, but software doesn't require a paycheck.
did the evaluation have a happy ending?
Hmmm... wasn't that how Dr. Freud treated "female hysteria"?
"Dragon, I said 'swallows,' not 'follows.'"
"Pleasure Evaluation" sounds like a good name for an early-80s synthpop band.
"No, Dragon, I didn't say 'evaluation,' I said 'ejaculation.'"
"Well, I had a pleasure evaluation your mother, so there."
Medical marijuana- it's not just for patients!!!
Now I know why my gastroenterologist spends the fifteen minutes of our appointment staring at the computer and typing while he asks me questions. Three years ago he used a voice recorder.
Isn't that unethical?
Reminds me of those old [Your Name Here] phone messages where it goes from humans talking to a horribly scratchy robotic voice.I had a pleasure evaluation [YOUR PATIENT]. Thank you for utilizing our services [YOUR PATIENT]
So wadda you think?
I will submit the evaluation after I finish smoking this cigarette.
ReplyDeleteWell, it sounds like this doc appreciated the consult referral!
ReplyDeleteSounds like Dragon had the Engrish.com library loaded.
ReplyDelete"And now your patient will have a pleasure evaluation me."
ReplyDeleteOK, the challenge for 2017 is to find some big-brained software developers and over-worked MDs to come up with something BETTER than Dragon.
ReplyDeleteYes, the bloopers you post are hilarious, but I can see how they might hurt a patient. Or worse, get an innocent physician sued.
So, please keep posting and get some minions (med students?) working on it!
That would be a medical transcriptionist, but software doesn't require a paycheck.
Deletedid the evaluation have a happy ending?
ReplyDeleteHmmm... wasn't that how Dr. Freud treated "female hysteria"?
ReplyDelete"Dragon, I said 'swallows,' not 'follows.'"
ReplyDelete"Pleasure Evaluation" sounds like a good name for an early-80s synthpop band.
ReplyDelete"No, Dragon, I didn't say 'evaluation,' I said 'ejaculation.'"
ReplyDelete"Well, I had a pleasure evaluation your mother, so there."
ReplyDeleteMedical marijuana- it's not just for patients!!!
ReplyDeleteNow I know why my gastroenterologist spends the fifteen minutes of our appointment staring at the computer and typing while he asks me questions. Three years ago he used a voice recorder.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that unethical?
ReplyDeleteReminds me of those old [Your Name Here] phone messages where it goes from humans talking to a horribly scratchy robotic voice.
ReplyDeleteI had a pleasure evaluation [YOUR PATIENT]. Thank you for utilizing our services [YOUR PATIENT]