Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Wait a minute...

Keep in mind that the Grumpy/Pissy Medical Emporium is on the 6th floor of our office building.


Mary: "If you could just fill out these forms... And let me copy your insurance card..."

Mrs. Parker: "Where's the restroom? I need to use that first."

Mary: "Sure. If you go back past the elevators it's on your right."

Mrs. Parker: "I didn't take the elevator."

Mary: "Oh, okay, then the bathroom is across the hall from the staircase."

Mrs. Parker: "I didn't take the stairs, either. I just walked here."

Mary: "Okay... then... uh..."

Mrs. Parker: "I'll go look for it, and be right back."




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13 comments:

  1. LizSeptember 21, 2016 at 5:45 AM

    Maybe your client is thinking with portals....

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  2. PackerSeptember 21, 2016 at 9:48 AM

    Rarified atmosphere on the 6th floor now explains a lot.

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  3. KatrinaSeptember 21, 2016 at 11:27 AM

    Walking on sunshine...

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2016 at 1:26 PM

    Is your patient Super Girl incognito? Look for a cape hanging around somewhere.

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  5. Ms. DonnaSeptember 21, 2016 at 1:55 PM

    Grumpy, ask if she will donate her body to local med school. I can not wait for the look on med students' faces when they examine her brain.

    And watching the instructor's face will be priceless, too.

    That is, unless, our alien overlords realize that one of their number has malfunctioned and is spirited off to planet Bazzzztron or something . . . ;-)

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  6. BrentSeptember 21, 2016 at 3:09 PM

    personal helicopter landed on the roof.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2016 at 6:40 AM

    Medical emporium. Snort. Man you have a gift. Love it!

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2016 at 12:13 PM

    I have this yak...

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  9. gloriapSeptember 22, 2016 at 4:10 PM

    "Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away...."

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  10. ZedSeptember 23, 2016 at 11:41 AM

    Now all I can think about is whether she took the stairs or the elevator and how I will never know the answer. The Medic Mind

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  11. ShashSeptember 25, 2016 at 5:25 PM

    Beam me up.

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  12. MackSeptember 26, 2016 at 9:42 AM

    With all these costumed freaks running around these days... You never know

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  13. CFebruary 17, 2017 at 11:17 AM

    she took the elevator- is really nervous and thinking about her bladder, has no recall of the previous 10 mins and if some one drove her (?) they herded her into the elvator which she does not remember. She would remember the stairs if she had taken them.

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So wadda you think?