Friday, May 20, 2016

MARY!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Grumpy: "Any changes in your health since I last saw you?"

Ms. Doda: "No, nothing ... Oh wait, I had surgery last fall."

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, was it..."

Ms. Doda: "I got boobies! Implants! Check these girls out!"

(Whips off shirt)
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14 comments:

  1. Ivan IlyichMay 20, 2016 at 8:20 AM

    Doda died just last November, at the age of 78.

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  2. PackerMay 20, 2016 at 10:03 AM

    First name Carol

    So Ivan you were a fan too.

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  3. Mari-AnnMay 20, 2016 at 11:37 AM

    The least you could have done for us is rate them on a simple 1 to 10 scale. And don't tell me that was the worst thing to happen to you that day! Makes me think of my husband watching that epic last scene of Game of Thrones on last week's episode and Daenerys walking out of the fire, naked, his remark was "Nice boobs." THAT'S your takeaway of what happened?

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  4. bobbieMay 20, 2016 at 12:50 PM

    RIP, Ms. Doda.

    So what was your professional opinion of the surgical results???

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  5. AnonymousMay 20, 2016 at 5:57 PM

    Dr. Grumpy is a hero in our class-stratified age. A true egalitarian, he treats everyone, including the booboisie.

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  6. HattieMay 21, 2016 at 12:44 AM

    Doda. I had managed to forget about her. Yikes.

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  7. AnonymousMay 21, 2016 at 9:54 PM

    "Thanks, Trumpcare!"

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  8. McDuckVetMay 22, 2016 at 2:24 AM

    At least she was the species that you've been trained to work on. Imagine the horror for us poor veterinarians when our clients decide to "share". "Gee, Doc. D'ya think this rash in my groin could be from the dog?" No no no no no! Not looking!
    There's a reason I'm a vet. People are gross.

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  9. AgenericdocMay 22, 2016 at 9:21 AM

    I assume that as the ethical neurologist you are, you didn't offer to check sensation and reflexes in her new parts.

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  10. Ms. DonnaMay 23, 2016 at 1:03 PM

    Wrong end! (or near enough)

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  11. Crazy RxManMay 23, 2016 at 2:19 PM

    Lucky.

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  12. Mrs_DebMay 23, 2016 at 10:16 PM

    I resemble this remark.

    :-)

    --Debra Doda

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  13. April StephensMay 29, 2016 at 10:31 PM

    Did this really happen? Funniest blog ever.

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  14. AnonymousJune 6, 2016 at 5:27 PM

    A bit of histrionic personality disorder, perhaps?

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So wadda you think?