Friday, January 8, 2016

Patient quote of the day

"I think the real issue causing the stress is that she thinks that I think that she thinks that I think that she's under stress. And I'm not under stress. And neither is she. So I don't understand why she thinks I'd think she'd think that I'm under stress, or why I'd think that she'd think that I'd think that she's under stress. I mean, the whole thing is really stressful."

16 comments:

  1. That made me very tired, just reading it.

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  2. I'm stressed the hell out just reading this.

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  3. They'd work it out by talking together, but that'd be too stressful.

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  4. Go ahead and beat me up, but you will never hear a guy say this.

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  5. You are to be commended, Western Medicine is frequently slow to recognize the impact stress plays in disease. Officer Cynical by your comment you are showing signs of stress, yes, yes, I know now I will STFU.

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  6. "And I can't stress that enough."

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  7. "espresso aphagia"... I can't speak until I've had my coffee. Obviously a much needed addition to ICD-10

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  8. I think you think that we think we cannot follow what she was thinking; But, I think that I think I can follow what she was thinking.

    What do you think about that?

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  9. uh huh (nods head) (sighs)

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  10. Me thinks I'M STRESSED too!

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  11. CLEARLY: Confusion is stressful.
    They get the result- just can't see the obvious cause! Durrrr...

    First thought~ How some people can't hear themselves... And thus they are messed up...

    sigh...

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  12. Are we sure that she's not his Miss Stress and that's what's causing the seeming stress?

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  13. I'd like to leave an intelligent comment on this, but I'm too busy ROFL.

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So wadda you think?