Friday, January 15, 2016

It's complicated

Dr. Grumpy: "How are you doing? It's been about a year since your last appointment."

Mr. Optimist: "Going okay. I've met a great girl, and this could be the one. I mean, she threw me and my stuff out of her apartment and called the police on me last week, and I had to live in my car for a few days until I could find a new place, but I think this is part of the road to a stronger relationship."
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16 comments:

  1. UnknownJanuary 15, 2016 at 8:42 AM

    For real, Ibee? He said that?

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  2. Grumpy, M.D.January 15, 2016 at 8:44 AM

    Yep.

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  3. PackerJanuary 15, 2016 at 9:38 AM

    I never like to laugh at another's misery, but I simply can't stop myself. OMG

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  4. tbunniJanuary 15, 2016 at 9:47 AM

    Is there a way to bottle his excessive optimism? If so, I'll take a dozen to counteract my mood after watching the evening news...

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  5. Pam M.January 15, 2016 at 10:18 AM

    Total optimist. When the restraining order appears, he will view it as a wedding announcement.

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  6. clairesmumJanuary 15, 2016 at 11:17 AM

    ahh, another psychotic optimist!

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  7. Ms. DonnaJanuary 15, 2016 at 12:45 PM

    You're the doctor, but I think he needs Fukitol. Or an urgent psych evaluation. Or something.

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  8. MockingbirdJanuary 15, 2016 at 3:12 PM

    They are both passionate socialists, so there's a light at the end of the tunnel for them!

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2016 at 3:36 PM

    Wait! I didn't think Grumpyville was near me. But that sure sounds like my ex-boyfriend.

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  10. jbt369January 15, 2016 at 3:45 PM

    And nothing says "I love you" like a quick kick to the balls.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2016 at 5:07 PM

    Dr. G. you must look like a priest. Do you have a clerical collar? Or, is it the shoes you wear?

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2016 at 5:09 PM

    No, wait. It must be that apple green Nehru jacket.

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  13. ShashJanuary 15, 2016 at 7:45 PM

    Dear Former Girlfriend of That Guy: Good decision. Change the locks too. Possibly move to a different town.

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  14. UnknownJanuary 16, 2016 at 10:14 AM

    Grumpy, you need to go into partnership with a psychiatrist. Imagine the number of patients you could refer to him.

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  15. bobbieJanuary 17, 2016 at 11:30 AM

    Sad to say, but I know someone like this guy...

    Note to self ~ make sure restraining order is still up to date.

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  16. StephanieJanuary 18, 2016 at 8:48 AM

    Love is blind!

    FYI your feed burner does not seem to be working properly, I'm not seeing your posts in Feedly anymore :(

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So wadda you think?