Monday, July 20, 2015

Modern life

Dr. Grumpy: "Well, looking over the hospital records, I'd have to agree that you had a seizure."

Mr. Lingo: "I didn't have a seizure! You don't understand!"

Dr. Grumpy: "Well, they aren't that uncommon. Every year..."

Mr. Lingo: " I can't have had a seizure! Don't you see? It would really affect my brand."
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7 comments:

  1. bobbieJuly 20, 2015 at 11:20 AM

    Shakes head in amazement; walks away muttering under her breath...

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  2. AnonymousJuly 20, 2015 at 12:15 PM

    "I'm going on Dr. Oz's show next week to promote my homeopathic seizure prevention pills, and I was really hoping to parlay this into a licensing agreement and a book deal before my next alimony payment is due."

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  3. AnonymousJuly 20, 2015 at 12:41 PM

    Well, what did he have, then? A fit?

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  4. AnonymousJuly 20, 2015 at 1:47 PM

    Temporary interference with motor control function. What is the problem ?

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  5. Nice!July 20, 2015 at 1:51 PM

    "I brand livestock for a living. If this were to happen while I'm on the job, it would really affect the brand."

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  6. a.generic docJuly 20, 2015 at 1:55 PM

    You could tell him that he could use synonyms such as:
    convulsion, fit, spasm, paroxysm; ictus;
    (dated) apoplexy
    Maybe those would sound better for his "brand"
    Though they probably wouldn't make a difference for the report to the motor vehicles department.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 20, 2015 at 2:45 PM

    "I've worked hard to keep up my five-star ranking on BlowjobDudes.com..."

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So wadda you think?