Friday, May 15, 2015

Patient quote du jour

"I'm allergic to any and all manufactured products, regardless of what it is or what it's made from."
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 15, 2015 at 7:06 AM

    So, I'm assuming this patient didn't arrive in a manufactured car or wear any manufactured clothes?

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  2. AnonymousMay 15, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    You should refer her to your artisinal page. She could probably make use of some of the fine hand crafted products there.

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  3. AnonymousMay 15, 2015 at 9:13 AM

    Hats off to you for not falling on the floor laughing. Does zyrtec cover this allergy?

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  4. The Condign GentlemanMay 15, 2015 at 10:52 AM

    Too bad antihistamines are manufactured.

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  5. AnonymousMay 15, 2015 at 11:42 AM

    Expanding on the first comment, can we assume that this patient walked to your office and was nude? Then again, how did he or she enter the building without touching the manufactured door knobs or handles? And did they stand in your waiting room to keep from sitting on the manufactured furniture? And finally, your examination must have been very difficult if you weren't able to use manufactured medical tools or instruments.

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  6. ndenunzMay 15, 2015 at 12:04 PM

    In medical terms, this is what we refer to as a "nutball".

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  7. gloriapMay 15, 2015 at 12:23 PM

    Were you treating her for senile dementia? I'd tell her "Good luck with that."

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  8. AnonymousMay 15, 2015 at 12:33 PM

    But is she more or less annoying than Mrs. Crass from yesterday?

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  9. JMay 15, 2015 at 4:54 PM

    I have the same problem, and am even allergic to the bubble I live in.

    Sincerely,
    Bubble Grammy

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  10. MooseMay 15, 2015 at 8:20 PM

    I'm allergic to stupid. Unfortunately, this means I'm sneezing all the time.

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  11. AnonymousMay 15, 2015 at 10:05 PM

    I had a pt. who said eating apples was against his religion. What religion I asked."All religions" he said.

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  12. AnonymousMay 16, 2015 at 11:47 PM

    "Which is why I can't sit on toilets. Just in case you're wondering about your bathroom floor."

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  13. Sue DeNyhmMay 17, 2015 at 12:26 AM

    So I assume that he doesnt have any issues with anything natural, such as poison ivy, nightshade, cyanide etc?

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  14. AnonymousMay 17, 2015 at 11:37 PM

    So does this patient live naked in a cave, and pay you in wild animals?

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  15. RehabNurseMay 19, 2015 at 11:09 PM

    Grumpy:

    Wow! Life must be rough for this one, with all that random manufacturing of houses, food and clothing.

    Must be suffering a bad case of Ludditetitis.

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  16. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 12:39 PM

    I think I saw this patient this week

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So wadda you think?