Friday, April 24, 2015

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Dr. Grumpy: "Let's check the list... Lipitor, Atenolol, daily Aspirin... Are you still taking Ambien to help you sleep?"

Mr. Nicklaus: "No, I stopped it a while ago."

Dr. Grumpy: "What do you do for your insomnia now?"

Mr. Nicklaus: "I turn on the golf channel. Works better."
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7 comments:

  1. jimbo26April 24, 2015 at 6:10 AM

    Lol , nice one .

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  2. bunkywiseApril 24, 2015 at 10:13 AM

    I have taken many a Sunday afternoon nap to a golf match!

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  3. gloriapApril 24, 2015 at 11:43 AM

    If that stops working for your patient, DH falls asleep quickly while watching the World Poker Tour channel.

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  4. brentApril 24, 2015 at 12:21 PM

    Will insurance cover that with a script?

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  5. AnonymousApril 24, 2015 at 2:18 PM

    He should patent that!!

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  6. Peter BApril 26, 2015 at 1:15 AM

    Is that what they call telemedicine?

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  7. Emily CApril 27, 2015 at 1:00 AM

    My husband, on his off days, is fond of lying on the couch, turning on basketball or football, and "watching the game" with his eyes closed for an hour or two.

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So wadda you think?