On another note, it's a nit-picky pharmacist conundrum ... when the directions are 'place one drop in BOTH EARS', does one take the dropper and attempt to divide the single drop between the number of ears evenly, to 'place one drop in EACH EAR'?
This is an equally tricky question about eye-drops. Sometimes the matter is resolved by specific guidance of the prescriber in the manner as such by ordering the placing of a drop of medicine in only the affected afflicted area.
Sometimes these direction DO need to be spelled out clearly on the label. How often, as a medical student have we been advised to remind the user to 'remove the wrapper' before placement of whatever where?
Back when I worked retail at a drug store, I had to process a return of Preparation H suppositories. Reason for the return: they were sharp and hurt her husband's bottom. I shouldn't have opened the box. Inside was a horribly mangled suppository, still snugly inside the rectangular tinfoil and plastic wrapper. I still feel bad for that poor man.
Anonymous 12:30pm, oh my word, I can't even imagine how much that had to hurt, did you break the news to them that had the poor man followed directions, his bottom wouldn't be so sore. Still, poor guy, Ouch!!
Contracted via high-risk aural intercourse.
ReplyDeleteThe tragic result of aural sex.
ReplyDeleteNEVER heard of such a thing.
ReplyDeleteDo the AIDS help or hinder the hearing capacity?
ReplyDeleteOn another note, it's a nit-picky pharmacist conundrum ... when the directions are 'place one drop in BOTH EARS', does one take the dropper and attempt to divide the single drop between the number of ears evenly, to 'place one drop in EACH EAR'?
This is an equally tricky question about eye-drops. Sometimes the matter is resolved by specific guidance of the prescriber in the manner as such by ordering the placing of a drop of medicine in only the affected afflicted area.
Sometimes these direction DO need to be spelled out clearly on the label. How often, as a medical student have we been advised to remind the user to 'remove the wrapper' before placement of whatever where?
from listening to assholes.
ReplyDeleteEar-AIDS my eye.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet that same parent company will dock their MTs' pay by about half for a typo in a patient's first name.
ReplyDeleteObviously phone sex isn't risk free.
ReplyDeleteTo anonymous med student @11:17
ReplyDeleteBack when I worked retail at a drug store, I had to process a return of Preparation H suppositories. Reason for the return: they were sharp and hurt her husband's bottom. I shouldn't have opened the box. Inside was a horribly mangled suppository, still snugly inside the rectangular tinfoil and plastic wrapper. I still feel bad for that poor man.
Is he positive about that?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 12:30pm, oh my word, I can't even imagine how much that had to hurt, did you break the news to them that had the poor man followed directions, his bottom wouldn't be so sore. Still, poor guy, Ouch!!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds uncomfortable. I've seen a patient with gonorrhea in his throat, but I don't think this is quite the same thing.
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