Friday, March 6, 2015

Overheard in ER

Ms. Viridae: "I want to get checked out, you know, down there, because my roommate has herpes, type 2, and I'm afraid I caught it from her. We were sharing the same fork."

Dr. ER: "Uh, what exactly were you doing with the fork?"
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7 comments:

  1. PackerMarch 6, 2015 at 9:38 AM

    Uh, forking

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  2. MooseMarch 6, 2015 at 11:25 AM

    Herpes type 2? You get that from eating too much sugar, right?

    [/sarcasm]

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  3. AnonymousMarch 6, 2015 at 12:52 PM

    Well, how else is someone supposed to dine at the Y without a fork?

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  4. AnonymousMarch 6, 2015 at 1:24 PM

    Eating...?

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  5. AnonymousMarch 6, 2015 at 7:55 PM

    Well, you know that expression, "stick a fork in it..."

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  6. AnonymousMarch 6, 2015 at 7:58 PM

    "What else could we do? All the other forks were milchig."

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  7. AnonymousMarch 7, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    A tuning fork?

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So wadda you think?