Nurse: "I thought you were leaving AMA?"
Ms. Eword: "I am. You people here don't treat me right. I'm suffering, and in horrible pain, and you won't give me any Dilaudid. I'm never coming back to this dump."
Nurse: "So... why are you still here?"
Ms. Eword: "I want to finish my coffee."
As my nurse friend said the other day.... the H stands for Hospital, not Hilton!!!! lol
ReplyDeleteOr as we like to say in our neck of woods - The Good Samaritan Sheraton!
ReplyDeleteLight and sweet the way nurses and coffee should be, but rarely are.
ReplyDeleteI guess she didn't believe in coffee-to-go.
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