Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Skool Nerse time

This is Mrs. Grumpy.


Kid wanders into my office.

Nurse Grumpy: "What's up?"

Kid: (wailing) "I was playing in the sandbox and got sand all over my hands and under my fingernails!"

Nurse Grumpy: "Have you tried washing your hands?"

Kid: "Ummm... No."

Nurse Grumpy: "Go wash them in my sink over there. Use soap."

(Kid washes hands)

Kid: "It's all better now!"

Nurse Grumpy: "Okay, go have fun."

Kid: "I'm going back to the sandbox. What a neat trick!"
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18 comments:

  1. skidmarkOctober 29, 2014 at 7:16 AM

    Where was this child's "minder"?

    stay safe.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 29, 2014 at 9:01 AM

    Ah, the few years when adults are omnipotent. They go fast and then grownups know nothing of value.

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  3. staceyOctober 29, 2014 at 12:20 PM

    Brain dead... so young...

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  4. bobbieOctober 29, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    Reason # 689246 why I never wanted kids...

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  5. PackerOctober 29, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    And to think that yesterday I commented that our society was not doomed. What a difference a day makes. Next call child protective services there is a case of parental neglect.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 29, 2014 at 3:04 PM

    Good God! What is this country coming to! This is absolutely the craziest thing I've ever heard of in my entire life! What are kids even thinking these days and just exactly who the hell is teaching them- do they know nothing! What kind of future can they have for themselves. Imagine, a kid playing!!!!!

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  7. gloriapOctober 29, 2014 at 3:06 PM

    Is he being raised by wolves?

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  8. AnonymousOctober 29, 2014 at 4:22 PM

    Tell this kid when he finds the magic tootsie rolls left behind by feral cats, not to eat them.

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  9. JOctober 29, 2014 at 6:46 PM

    Just think how excited he is going to be when he finds out that he should wash his hands after using the restroom.

    The angels will sing.

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  10. CandiOctober 29, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    What are this kid's parents teaching him? Or not teaching him? This is just sad.

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  11. lynda t.October 29, 2014 at 11:07 PM

    Nurse Grumpy saved the day, Yay!!!

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  12. AnonymousOctober 29, 2014 at 11:26 PM

    One must wonder if the dear child had a dust cloud like Pig Pen ( from Peanuts) enveloping him or her?

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  13. AnonymousOctober 30, 2014 at 12:54 AM

    I'm hoping this was a little kid...5 or 6...who maybe hadn't realized that you could wash your hands at school....i'm the kid who thought she had to take off her dress to use the toilet when i started 1st grade...i wasn't accustomed to wearing dresses very often..or using a toilet in a stall.....

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  14. ShellyeOctober 30, 2014 at 3:01 AM

    Wow...sand boxes are nothing but germ infested containers.

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  15. AnonymousOctober 30, 2014 at 11:12 PM

    Well, to be fair, maybe the kid was unaccustomed to sand and thought it was going to set like concrete.

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  16. KeepSmilingOctober 31, 2014 at 1:02 AM

    Hmm this isn't at all like the sandbox app on my mommy's iPhone... ICK IT'S GETTING UNDER MY NAILS!!! What do I do? What do I do?

    Kids who have never played on anything but a tablet...

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  17. peaceOctober 31, 2014 at 10:33 AM

    Troll in the making.

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  18. HollyNovember 1, 2014 at 1:35 PM

    Whodathunk it? I never knew washing your hands to get "stuff" off was a trick. :)

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So wadda you think?