Thursday, September 11, 2014

"Swordfish"

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mr. Beef: "Hi, I need to get in today."

Mary: "We have nothing today. But tomorrow..."

Mr. Beef: "But I want to be seen today!"

Mary: "We're completely booked."

Mr. Beef: "But don't you have secret slots? Like the secret menu at Arby's or something? Is there a password?"
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13 comments:

  1. HeidiSeptember 11, 2014 at 8:21 AM

    Of course there's a password. If you have to ask, you don't know it.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:03 AM

    Mary: "Oh, so you know about the secret slots?!"
    Mr.Beef:(Feeling self satisfied.)"Well, yes."
    Mary:(matter of fact manner.) "Okay, what's the password?"
    Mr. Beef:(Confused.) "I..I don't know? I thought you were going to tell me."
    Mary:(Irritated.)"Well now, it wouldn't be much of a secret if I told you, would it?! Stop wasting
    our time"! (Mary hangs up the phone.)

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:21 AM

    I like the Marx Bros. reference:
    "Swordfish"
    Like life, when you finally figure it out, they change it on you!

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  4. CandiSeptember 11, 2014 at 10:15 AM

    ...Secret menus bring in money. Constantly open slots don't bring in money.

    Mary needs that mousepad I saw at the store the other day. It had a cushion at one end and said, "Headdesk here."

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  5. The Condign GentlemanSeptember 11, 2014 at 10:45 AM

    "Okay, but only if you REALLY want your treatment to be 'Animal Style...'"

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2014 at 10:51 AM

    "And do I have to get out of my car to get treated, or do you have a drive-thru?"

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2014 at 11:08 AM

    "Or is it one of those things where I have to tip the maître d' to get seated right away, like at Arby's?"

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  8. a.generic docSeptember 11, 2014 at 1:57 PM

    Mary: If you come in at 5 with 10 cases of Diet Coke, I might be able to convince the doctor to stay late and see you.

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  9. bunkywiseSeptember 11, 2014 at 3:19 PM

    Wait...what? Arby's has a secret menu? I'm intrigued but since I never eat at Arby's, not THAT intrigued.

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  10. MarjaSeptember 12, 2014 at 12:07 AM

    lol a secret slot must have a secret password

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2014 at 10:04 AM

    Secret slot? Like, the G-slot?

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2014 at 12:41 PM

    I'm surprised he didn't use the "but I'm friends with Dr Grumpy...er we're more like family!"

    What, no professional courtesy?

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  13. kylynaraSeptember 18, 2014 at 9:37 PM

    Mary totally should have offered him the slot at 14:73.

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So wadda you think?