Friday, August 1, 2014

Major

Dr. Grumpy: "Any other major health issues?"

Mr. Durante: "I sneeze once a day, sometimes twice."

11 comments:

  1. In other words, past medical history is nothing to be sneezed at.

    Or is it? Whatever.

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  2. I recommend a complete ENT & Neuro work-up, including head and neck fMRIs...

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  3. "But when I was a teenager, I'd sneeze three or four times a day minimum."

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  4. Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

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  5. I've always kind of enjoyed a good sneeze, assuming one is properly prepared with a tissue (Puffs Plus is my personal favorite). Occasionally I have awesome sneezing fits, sometimes as many as ten in a row. If that's a problem, I don't want it fixed.

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  6. Damn. I've now finished reading every entry. Now I have to wait for updates like everyone else.

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  7. "Just one more of the hazards of being a tightrope-walking knife juggler."

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  8. "The prophecy says that if I sneeze three times before midnight, I'll die."

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  9. "So I really think this qualifies me for workman's comp and a prescription for Percocet."

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  10. Sneezes? There's an app for that!

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So wadda you think?