I've always kind of enjoyed a good sneeze, assuming one is properly prepared with a tissue (Puffs Plus is my personal favorite). Occasionally I have awesome sneezing fits, sometimes as many as ten in a row. If that's a problem, I don't want it fixed.
In other words, past medical history is nothing to be sneezed at.
ReplyDeleteOr is it? Whatever.
I recommend a complete ENT & Neuro work-up, including head and neck fMRIs...
ReplyDelete"But when I was a teenager, I'd sneeze three or four times a day minimum."
ReplyDeleteGood night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
ReplyDeleteEbola.
ReplyDeleteI've always kind of enjoyed a good sneeze, assuming one is properly prepared with a tissue (Puffs Plus is my personal favorite). Occasionally I have awesome sneezing fits, sometimes as many as ten in a row. If that's a problem, I don't want it fixed.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I've now finished reading every entry. Now I have to wait for updates like everyone else.
ReplyDelete"Just one more of the hazards of being a tightrope-walking knife juggler."
ReplyDelete"The prophecy says that if I sneeze three times before midnight, I'll die."
ReplyDelete"So I really think this qualifies me for workman's comp and a prescription for Percocet."
ReplyDeleteSneezes? There's an app for that!
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