Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Great deals on prions! This week only!

Dear Major Chrysler, Jeep, & Dodge,

A reader sent me your flyer about the recent Memorial Day car & truck sale.

I can only assume you don't have a lot of customers who are neurologists...




13 comments:

  1. I'm just surprised that I realized what CJD was so quickly. lol But really, why CJD, I would not have guessed Chrysler, Jeep, & Dodge.

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  2. At first, by the title, I thought there was going to be a slam on Prius drivers. Which, come to think of it, would also fit.

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  3. Hmmm. Maybe I should re-think opening a Geo, Buick, & Mazda dealership.

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  4. It's Lawwwwng Giland. They are mostly prions. Or "F.L.I.P.pers"

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  5. Off topic...but I just read of the death of the last Navaho Code Talker and thought that, as a WWII 'buff,' you'd be interested.

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  6. not many neuro customers or microbiologists either, because that's the last time I had heard of prions and Creutzfeldt-Jakob, during Micro

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  7. I wasn't aware that there was a minor version of CJD.

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  8. Oh, I think there's a market for people who understand it, but have a twisted sense of humor. That describes more people with advanced degrees that I know, not just M.D.s

    "Major CJD will help you moooooove like crazy"

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  9. That all fine and everything, but what if I'd rather have some MINOR CJD.

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  10. I can have some fun with this. Let's see:

    Bull Saab Hyundai Infiniti Toyota

    Grumpytown Chrysler Honda Infiniti Mercedes Porsche Scion

    Gall Dodge Audi Maserati Nash

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  11. For all you making wisecracks about Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, please learn the difference between CJD and vCJD. Thank you.

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  12. Hooooooooooly cats nope nope nope nope prions are one of the scariest things ever nope nope nope.

    That said, what on earth is minor CJD? "I only have a touch of the Creutzfelds!" or something? You're only losing a little bit of mobility? Wouldn't it progress to major CJD in a hurry, by the very nature of the wee beasties?

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So wadda you think?