Monday, December 2, 2013

Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

As the Earth continues its trip around the sun, the holidays are again approaching. And with them, of course, the annual Dr. Grumpy Gift Guide!

I'd like to kick things off this year with something truly meaningful, special, and unique.

Chocolates have long been a way of telling that special person how you truly feel. Sometimes, of course, we encounter someone who's special in an entirely different way. When this happens we wonder "What can I give this person to convey my true feelings to them?"

The answer, of course, is this: A chocolate asshole!




Yes, the folks at Edible Anus purvey the finest in anally-shaped candies, using only pure Belgian chocolate. These delectable assholes are available in milk, dark, and white chocolate, and are handmade in England.

For that truly special person you can also order sterling silver assholes. They also have glass ones. I am not making this up.

The tagline on their site is "The anus that made Britain great." I'll defer any commentary on that to my readers across the pond.
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23 comments:

  1. EileenDecember 2, 2013 at 6:28 AM

    Possibly - but now some of them (especially gubmint) have their heads so far up it they don't know if they are coming or going.

    I am allowed to comment - even if I did leave for the mountains of Italy before it sent me totally crazy ;-)

    Even a chocolate one is too good to send to them...

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  2. AnonymousDecember 2, 2013 at 9:48 AM

    Do you have any idea how much Cheerios hurt when they exit the nose? Thanks Doc. LOL

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  3. Officer CynicalDecember 2, 2013 at 10:44 AM

    These, however, do not appear to offer the possessor the opportunity to hide drug paraphernalia in them.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 2, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    The burning question, are these delicate anuses (anii?)chocolate-filled? With or without nuts?

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  5. AnonymousDecember 2, 2013 at 12:16 PM

    Bootylicious!

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  6. PierreDecember 2, 2013 at 1:01 PM

    butt, (pun intended) don't forget that, according to an old wife tale,chocolate makes you constipated!

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  7. Ms. DonnaDecember 2, 2013 at 1:34 PM

    I am on the wrong side of the pond, but my goodness!

    I can think of some people who would like this, but . . .

    And yes, Cheerios DO hurt coming out the nose. So does a peanut butter sandwich. It scares both the cat and dog. Don't ask why I know this, or WHY Grumpy got the solicitation for that product!

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  8. Lisa December 2, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    See, before I read this through and scrolled down to see the picture I was going to comment that anything chocolate would get my thumbs up. But this has shown me that there is a chocolate that I could not bring myself to eat. I stand corrected.

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  9. Kev's Blog SpaceDecember 2, 2013 at 5:31 PM

    Well as I am on the side of the pond that invented the language then made the rest of the world speak it I will concede there is the potential for 65 million asshols here, however in the USA there is the potential for 350 million assholes.

    Its simply maths.

    Love the blog. x

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  10. pharmacy chickDecember 2, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    Just not sure I could eat that Grumpy!!!

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  11. RehabRNDecember 2, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    Oh, so many potential uses for these chocolates at the Hotel.

    Certainly makes me want to participate in Secret Santa this year...only I won't "formally" sign up.

    The possibilities for mirth are endless...

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  12. Wendy at Taking the Long Way HomeDecember 2, 2013 at 9:46 PM

    Did you and Fizzy collaborate on your postings today? I detect a theme here...

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  13. AnonymousDecember 2, 2013 at 10:58 PM

    Kinda gives new meaning to "kiss my sweet ass."

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  14. rapnzl rnDecember 3, 2013 at 12:15 AM

    Given the Cheerios and pnut butter sandwich issues, methinks you need a Black Box Warning for that post. (We won't mention how painful and potentially disabling ROFL actually IS, now will we?)

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  15. The Quirked EyebrowDecember 3, 2013 at 4:30 AM

    Nuthin' sez love like 'pucker up.' Congratulations, you have managed to leave me agog. :P

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  16. bigmamaDecember 3, 2013 at 11:31 AM

    I couldn't find the perfect in-law gift this year, but now? Problem solved!! :) Thanks, Dr. G.

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  17. AnonymousDecember 3, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    Are there no adults left on this planet ?

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  18. Just MeDecember 3, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    This is where I thank the lord that I was born one mile west of the Bristol channel!

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  19. AnonymousDecember 4, 2013 at 2:05 PM

    Adults left on this planet? I hope not, then what would my poor Dr. think whenever I come in with a new injury. ( I'm 10 years older than him and a grandmother) I still have to teach my grandson how to do burn outs when he learns how to drive. Adult,Bwahahahahahah!

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  20. AnonymousDecember 4, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    uh huh speechless

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  21. AnonymousDecember 5, 2013 at 4:16 PM

    I can't believe this isn't available in pink.

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  22. gin4407December 8, 2013 at 11:23 PM

    Or for the flaming asshole in your life.....chocolate and jalapeño!

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  23. BillDecember 12, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    Wow Doc!! Perfect examples of artisanal assholes.

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So wadda you think?