Mary: "Okay, I'll let Dr. Grumpy know you're here, and he'll take you back in just a minute."
Mrs. Knickers: "Do you have a bathroom I can use first?"
Mary: "Sure, it's that door to your left."
Mrs. Knickers: "I need to change my underwear. You wouldn't believe the drive I had here."
Wait...who travels through their day carrying an extra pair of underwear? Am I supposed to be doing that?
ReplyDeleteSo in today's way too much information category.... Yes , we have a winner.
ReplyDeleteAstronaut traveling through Grumpyville on her way to Florida to attend to some unpleasant business, no doubt.
Can think of a number of reasons she may want to do that. Incontinence (should interest an MD . . .) OR she has/had a nurse of a mother who insisted she be "fresh" for Doctor.
ReplyDeleteWhy did she feel she had to "share" that little tid-bit with Mary. Mary must have a motherly aura about her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she routinely gets her panties in a twist?
ReplyDeleteDid Mary tell her to save her underwear, in case a specimen was needed?
ReplyDeleteSo THAT was who was following me yesterday. Tell her the next time she doesn't need to keep up.
ReplyDelete(not a bad trip at all, but I definitely had a 'if it could happen, it would' kind of trip)
Have a great holiday!
MBee
Sincerely hoping that it's just that her car's AC was out of commission and she figured she might arrive hot and sticky, so she brought the extra undies.
ReplyDeleteIf she knows she has an incontinence problem and just carries extra undies instead of using a pad or diapers... OMG!
Actually, I had a friend like that. She had occasional bowel incontinence but could always rationalize wearing regular underwear. After she had a couple accidents in my presence, I refused to go anywhere with her unless she wore a diaper.
Thanks for the lovely memory, Dr. Grumpy.