Friday, April 12, 2013

WHY? WHY? WHY?

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you right or left handed?"

Mr. Whack: "I write with my left, but masturbate with my right."

30 comments:

  1. Well that's good to know, don't let him touch you or anything in you office with his right hand.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The guys I used to work with (sailors) used to make a very dirty crack about using the other hand...I won't go into that. Is he a sailor? /I crack myself up.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Baaahahahaha! I thought St. Louis was the only place that attracted this type! The chronic over-sharer

    ReplyDelete
  4. ...but can he do both at the same time???

    ReplyDelete
  5. "You should see what I can do with my feet."

    ReplyDelete
  6. pertinent info, I think

    ReplyDelete
  7. After I cleaned up the coffee that shot out of my nose, I realized that he never answered the question.

    ReplyDelete
  8. It is so awesome to be ambidextrous!

    ReplyDelete
  9. I just verified with my husband...he is the same. And he wants to know if this means anything significant, from a neurological standpoint.

    ReplyDelete
  10. "It's all about whether I'm going for precision or power."

    ReplyDelete
  11. "Otherwise, the lube makes the pen slip out of my hands."

    ReplyDelete
  12. How on EARTH did you manage to keep a straight face?!?! (Assuming you did)

    ReplyDelete
  13. Just when you thought you'd heard it all!

    ReplyDelete
  14. This way I can work the remote at the same time.

    ReplyDelete
  15. "I like to look at my left hand while I'm doing it."

    ReplyDelete
  16. "That's why I got such a low score on the SAT."

    ReplyDelete
  17. You treat GI Joe?

    ReplyDelete
  18. Not only way TMI, but ew and ick as well. Thanks for sharing sir.

    ReplyDelete
  19. And his answer? Sheesh! Talk about beatin' around the bush!

    ReplyDelete
  20. David Melech YisraelApril 12, 2013 at 9:42 PM

    If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning. No, on second thought, make it the left.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Seriously? It's hard to believe you don't make this shit up. But, hubby is a pharmacist and I know people really do share EVERYTHING!

    ReplyDelete
  22. This is where I sometimes thank the Almighty that the patient was loathe to shake my hand. I always wash afterwards, anyway and this is another good reason why!

    ReplyDelete
  23. Haha, great post! Who says things like that?!

    (I'm actually quite sure it's not easy to do with the non-dominant hand. Being ambidextrous seems to have advantages...)

    ReplyDelete
  24. Hmmmmm ... neurological implications?

    ReplyDelete
  25. I'm glad we got THAT straightened out.

    ReplyDelete

So wadda you think?