The guys I used to work with (sailors) used to make a very dirty crack about using the other hand...I won't go into that. Is he a sailor? /I crack myself up.
This is where I sometimes thank the Almighty that the patient was loathe to shake my hand. I always wash afterwards, anyway and this is another good reason why!
A multitasker!
ReplyDeleteWell that's good to know, don't let him touch you or anything in you office with his right hand.
ReplyDeleteBest post ever.
ReplyDeleteThe guys I used to work with (sailors) used to make a very dirty crack about using the other hand...I won't go into that. Is he a sailor? /I crack myself up.
ReplyDeleteBaaahahahaha! I thought St. Louis was the only place that attracted this type! The chronic over-sharer
ReplyDelete...but can he do both at the same time???
ReplyDelete"You should see what I can do with my feet."
ReplyDeleteWhat about batting and throwing?
ReplyDeletepertinent info, I think
ReplyDeleteAfter I cleaned up the coffee that shot out of my nose, I realized that he never answered the question.
ReplyDeleteIt is so awesome to be ambidextrous!
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteI just verified with my husband...he is the same. And he wants to know if this means anything significant, from a neurological standpoint.
ReplyDelete"It's all about whether I'm going for precision or power."
ReplyDelete"Otherwise, the lube makes the pen slip out of my hands."
ReplyDeleteHow on EARTH did you manage to keep a straight face?!?! (Assuming you did)
ReplyDeleteJust when you thought you'd heard it all!
ReplyDeleteSame here
ReplyDeleteThis way I can work the remote at the same time.
ReplyDelete"I like to look at my left hand while I'm doing it."
ReplyDelete"That's why I got such a low score on the SAT."
ReplyDeleteYou treat GI Joe?
ReplyDeleteNot only way TMI, but ew and ick as well. Thanks for sharing sir.
ReplyDeleteAnd his answer? Sheesh! Talk about beatin' around the bush!
ReplyDeleteIf I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning. No, on second thought, make it the left.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? It's hard to believe you don't make this shit up. But, hubby is a pharmacist and I know people really do share EVERYTHING!
ReplyDeleteThis is where I sometimes thank the Almighty that the patient was loathe to shake my hand. I always wash afterwards, anyway and this is another good reason why!
ReplyDeleteHaha, great post! Who says things like that?!
ReplyDelete(I'm actually quite sure it's not easy to do with the non-dominant hand. Being ambidextrous seems to have advantages...)
Hmmmmm ... neurological implications?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad we got THAT straightened out.
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