Friday, December 7, 2012

Today's featured gift

Picnics are SUCH a hassle. You have to sit on the ground, and balance a plate, and eat- ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Let's face it, unless you're remarkably dexterous, you'll starve. Or make a mess. Or both.

But now, there's Picnic Pants!



Now you can attend picnics unafraid of spillage or being unable to find a table! You walk around with what looks like a large gray scrotum, or crotch-cape, or whatever, secure in the knowledge that merely by sitting cross-legged you'll have a convenient place to set your lunch.
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20 comments:

  1. BobFDecember 7, 2012 at 4:53 AM

    Only a female could use/wear/whatever that. Ask Tom Sawyer.

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  2. MalDecember 7, 2012 at 6:29 AM

    Ugly, ugly, pointless pants.

    It appears we have run out of products to 'need', so now companies are inventing and marketing products noone needs, in the hope that someone will be drunk, high, or mentally incompetent, and buy them by accident.

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  3. arzt4empfaengerDecember 7, 2012 at 6:31 AM

    Also great for skydiving! Spread those legs and fly like an eagle...! (Seriously, who buys that?!?!)

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  4. AnonymousDecember 7, 2012 at 7:31 AM

    And...perfect for concealing your Little Rooster for the gal on the go!

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  5. AnonymousDecember 7, 2012 at 8:10 AM

    No good if it doesn't keep the ants out of your food!

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  6. MoeDecember 7, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    A skirt would do the exact same thing, assuming you like spilled food on your clothes.

    But I suppose skirts just aren't cool enough.

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  7. Mama DDecember 7, 2012 at 10:03 AM

    Hammer pants are back!!

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  8. Medic2RNDecember 7, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Now I don't have to carry a purse. I can just store everything in the crotch bag!

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  9. Lisa December 7, 2012 at 10:14 AM

    I love how the mode seems to be floating a few inches off the floor.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 7, 2012 at 11:29 AM

    I LOVE it! A crotch Snuggie!

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  11. Li'l AzathothDecember 7, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    And how many times have you been out on a picnic only to discover that you don't have toilet paper?

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  12. PackerDecember 7, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I thought Grumpy was hosing the folks, I said he made this thing up in its entirety to see how many of you would fall for the stupid hoax. So I snoped it and sure enough there is such a thing. A couple of guys named Kramden and Norton thought of it as a get rich quick deal. How could I have doubted the the IB

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  13. Dvm.patDecember 7, 2012 at 4:27 PM

    I probably giggled more than I should have at "crotch cape".


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  14. AnonymousDecember 7, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    Great flying squirrels! The model appears to be a woman, perhaps. So, the garment is an abbreviated bloomer, the kind girls can wear while riding their bicycle. So, why the grey 'insert' Why not blue, so it doesn't look so tacky?

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  15. MADecember 8, 2012 at 1:31 AM

    Lends new meaning to party pants hahahahah!

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  16. www.savory.de/blog.htmDecember 8, 2012 at 5:32 AM

    We Scots have been wearing the kilt for centuries :-)

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  17. MSgt BDecember 8, 2012 at 1:17 PM

    If I could actually sit on the ground cross-legged,it would make a great place to rest my beer belly.

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  18. pharmacy chickDecember 9, 2012 at 1:44 AM

    where in the world do you find this stuff?

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  19. TziporaDecember 11, 2012 at 6:02 AM

    Hammer pants was my thought too. I'm just horrified that thanks to the existence of these pant things there now exists in this world something even MORE hideous than hammer pants!

    Far to ugly to be a crotch cape too, I think. ;)

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  20. RosieDecember 13, 2012 at 5:20 AM

    And fairly useful if you don't like the person sitting on the seat in front of you.

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So wadda you think?