A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
hahahaha awesome. *facepalm*
Clearly, an early riser to the end, including ascending to the pearly gates!
My clinical session at the hospital, respiratory block: We were taking history from a large barrel chested man.My friend: So you said you don't smoke?Student: Quit a while agoMy friend: And when was that? 3 days ago
His late father died early.
Ha! I saw that one coming.
As in this morning?.......
It was terminal.
If that's familial, I would sleep late every day. Increases the odds that you'll die peacefully in your sleep!
Is your practice exclusively to the mentally challenged?
So, did he wake up dead?
So the early bird didn't catch a worm, but sang its swan song.
"He figured that if he got to the Pearly Gates a few hours before opening time, he wouldn't have to wait so long in line."
Oh, come on, Mr. Clock; nobody dies between 4:00 and 5:00 in the morning, they're dead to the world asleep then.
Only because of the time zone he lived in.
And what about Gracie?
What a nut case! Is dying young even a major illness?
was it a monday :}??
So wadda you think?
hahahaha awesome. *facepalm*
ReplyDeleteClearly, an early riser to the end, including ascending to the pearly gates!
ReplyDeleteMy clinical session at the hospital, respiratory block:
ReplyDeleteWe were taking history from a large barrel chested man.
My friend: So you said you don't smoke?
Student: Quit a while ago
My friend: And when was that? 3 days ago
His late father died early.
ReplyDeleteHa! I saw that one coming.
ReplyDeleteAs in this morning?.......
ReplyDeleteIt was terminal.
ReplyDeleteIf that's familial, I would sleep late every day. Increases the odds that you'll die peacefully in your sleep!
ReplyDeleteIs your practice exclusively to the mentally challenged?
ReplyDeleteSo, did he wake up dead?
ReplyDeleteSo the early bird didn't catch a worm, but sang its swan song.
ReplyDelete"He figured that if he got to the Pearly Gates a few hours before opening time, he wouldn't have to wait so long in line."
ReplyDeleteOh, come on, Mr. Clock; nobody dies between 4:00 and 5:00 in the morning, they're dead to the world asleep then.
ReplyDeleteOnly because of the time zone he lived in.
ReplyDeleteAnd what about Gracie?
ReplyDeleteWhat a nut case! Is dying young even a major illness?
ReplyDeletewas it a monday :}??
ReplyDelete