Friday, September 7, 2012

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more

Dr. Grumpy: "Anything that makes the symptoms worse?"

Miss Carpal. "Um... I'd say the hand falls asleep whenever I'm holding long, slender, objects."

14 comments:

  1. So tell the owners of the long slender objects that they will have to told their own for a while.

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  2. I said to my doctor, "Hey, Doc, it hurts when I go like this". He said, "Don't go like that".

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  3. let's hope she doesn't work as a "massage therapist". It might not have a happy ending.

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  4. Well there's your problem... do something with the object instead of just HOLDING it.

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  5. Oh Jumpin Jeebus on a Pogostick, Officer Cynical IS MY MOTHER!!!!

    AUUUUUGGHGHGHGH!!!

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  6. No big deal, it is not like she is on the LPGA or something.

    And as to you Dr. G, again no big deal.

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  7. Pens and pencils? Never mind.

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  8. Maybe she should practice with shake weights. You know, for uh, physical therapy.

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  9. What was the diagnosis?

    My wife apparently suffers from the same condition.

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  10. brent said...
    let's hope she doesn't work as a "massage therapist". It might not have a happy ending.
    haha

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  11. Yes, brent, because that comment hasn't been done to death at all. Ha. Ha.

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  12. I (female) still don't know how it is that carpal tunnel is not near-universal in humane males by the age of fourteen.

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  13. Maybe Miss Carpal should be holding short fat objects instesad? Just sayin'....

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So wadda you think?