Monday, September 10, 2012

Mary's desk

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mr. Bling: "Yeah, this is Mr. Bling, and I need to make an appointment to see Dr. Grumpy."

Mary: "Mr. Bling, you sent us a letter 2 weeks ago saying you were firing Dr. Grumpy, and wrote a number of unkind things about him."

Mr. Bling: "Yeah, I know. But I decided it's too much of a pain to find another neurologist."

Mary: "I'm sorry, sir, but our policy is that once a patient has dismissed us, we won't take them back. It's just not good for the doctor-patient relationship after that."

Mr. Bling: "That's bullshit! I need a neurologist, and you're refusing to see me! I don't have time to find another one."

Mary: "Sir, you should have thought of that before you fired Dr. Grumpy."

Mr. Bling: "See, it's reasons like this that I fired you guys in the first place."

Hangs up.


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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2012 at 6:13 AM

    Some people just can't make up their mind...

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  2. PackerSeptember 10, 2012 at 9:43 AM

    I have never been hurt by anything I did not say.

    I think it is a Proverb or something. Impulsive actions are orgasmic, but they too can have consequences recognized only much later.

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  3. bobbieSeptember 10, 2012 at 11:25 AM

    Saint Mary ~

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2012 at 1:30 PM

    can you say "borderline"?

    amy be
    case study for update on "psychopath next door"....

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  5. CrayonEaterSeptember 10, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    Not especially known for being logical myself, even I cannot understand this king of "logic."

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  6. Gracie's MomSeptember 10, 2012 at 4:31 PM

    Poor Mary. Poor Dr. Grumpy. I bet you are both really going to miss having this LOVELY gentleman as part of your practice.

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  7. The Evil ReceptionistSeptember 10, 2012 at 6:00 PM

    And round and round we go.....

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  8. Li'l AzathothSeptember 10, 2012 at 6:59 PM

    "As if I didn't have enough trouble right now trying to get my wife to come back, trying to get the minister who married us to come back, trying to get my divorce lawyer to come back, AND trying to reinstate my account on match.com..."

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2012 at 7:52 PM

    sounds like pharmacy to me. we get a lot of people saying, "I'm never coming back here again" and after insulting us. Then 1 month later, they are back but unlike Dr Grumpy, we have to take them back per company policy.

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  10. Crazy RxManSeptember 10, 2012 at 8:15 PM

    What a Butthead.

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  11. pharmacy chickSeptember 10, 2012 at 8:34 PM

    score 1 for mary!

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2012 at 10:15 PM

    @Packer "A closed mouth gathers no foot"

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So wadda you think?