Tuesday, June 12, 2012

What SHOULD she do?

Sermo is an online doctor community. Once or twice a week I skim the posts to see if there's anything of interest.

Anyway, one hazard of technology is that a lot of people post while typing on the fly. This, combined with autocorrect, can lead to some eye-catching items.

ADDENDUM: due to lawyers from Sermo sending me threatening email, I had to take the screenshot down (those of you up early saw it). Basically, what it said is:


"One of my colleagues recently had a tubal legation. Now her vagina is demanding an embassy. What should she do?"








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24 comments:

  1. JulieJune 12, 2012 at 7:10 AM

    Expel all foreigners?

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  2. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 7:32 AM

    Hahaha! Love it. Do you ever read http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/ ? If so, you should...it tends to be hysterical.

    I once texted someone the following: I just ordered a huge pizza, it should be ready in a half hour. My phone turned it into: I just ordered a homosexual pizza. It should be ready in a half hour.

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  3. Fedex GuyJune 12, 2012 at 7:45 AM

    Most embassies require a visa to gain entrance...

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  4. MikeJune 12, 2012 at 7:54 AM

    Fedex Guy- in college I lived near an embassy that usually required a visa to enter, but also took Mastercard and American Express.

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  5. Officer CynicalJune 12, 2012 at 8:19 AM

    Diplomatically ask the ambassador to leave, and take his surgical supplies with him.

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  6. MooseJune 12, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    Hello, My name is Ambassador Bob, and this is my wife Linda. I am Ambassador to Linda's Vagina.

    We're currently under tense negotiations right now. Things have been so exciting our hearts have been pounding, but we believe things will end in a manner fulfilling for both sides.

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  7. Mari-AnnJune 12, 2012 at 10:39 AM

    I can always count on Dr. Grumpy and his sidekick, Moose, to make me laugh.

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  8. MooseJune 12, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    Sidekick?!? I'm not getting paid enough to be a sidekick!

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  9. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    A whole new interpretation to "diplomatic relations".

    (Damn those lawyers- always trying to steal our fun!)

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  10. ndenunzJune 12, 2012 at 12:03 PM

    Please double Moose's salary at once.

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  11. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    I wonder what it was supposed to say?

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  12. Ms. DonnaJune 12, 2012 at 1:01 PM

    My brother did embassy duty as a Marine.

    Thanks Grumpy.

    Now I can't think of him w/o laughing my lungs up.

    And while I want to tell Sermo to get a sense of humor, I do see their point.

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  13. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 2:18 PM

    Damn, an embassy? Most vagina's don't demand that much....

    tort reform

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  14. Diane P.June 12, 2012 at 3:18 PM

    The whole embassy? She's going to have a sore vagina.

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  15. bookbugJune 12, 2012 at 7:44 PM

    Just think - if her vagina is demanding an embassy, what will her brain or stomach demand?

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  16. EDNurseasaurasJune 12, 2012 at 8:23 PM

    and thus we achieve world domination, one organ at a time

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  17. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 8:58 PM

    I really want to know what they meant to say.

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  18. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 9:39 PM

    tubal ligation i get, but what is the vagina embassy a typo of?

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  19. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    That's virgin on the ridiculous!

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  20. bobbieJune 13, 2012 at 10:00 AM

    Anon @ 1056pm ~

    Grooooooooooooan!!

    But I loved it!

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  21. FrancineJune 13, 2012 at 1:16 PM

    bwahahahaha to your post and everyone's responses!

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  22. AnonymousJune 13, 2012 at 10:44 PM

    c'mon, Grumpy. It was a joke post to begin with

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  23. kdogladyJune 17, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    As Taylor Mali said in his essay: The The Impotence of Proofreading, "There is no prostitute for careful editing."

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  24. CornJune 17, 2012 at 1:08 PM

    If her vagina wants an embassy, I don't see any problem with building one!

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So wadda you think?