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These are glorified RUBBER BANDS! Yet, somehow, they got labeled as both "limited edition" and "artisan."
What the hell?
Thank you, Marie!
And why 17 of them?? Seems rather odd...
ReplyDeleteas a girl, i think that's a fairly decent deal. in fact, whenever i wear my hair in a pony-tail, i feel sort of artisinal, too.
ReplyDeleteOH SNAP!
ReplyDelete(SeewhatIdidthere? Please tell me you saw what I did there. It ain't just me, is it? I'll, uh, I'll go take my olanzapine now.)
Snappy comeback.
Delete@Angry Medic
ReplyDeleteYes, we see what you did. XD
And I'd buy those. Not for the fine artisan craftsmanship of rubber, but for the SPARKLY!!!!! Very nice!
This one is going to be awfully hard to top.
ReplyDeleteHey they could've been hand-made by some 6 year old in China.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they are artisanalts because of a 'secret' ingredient like used condoms? http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/hairband.asp
ReplyDeleteVery limmited edition of 1,700 million. But we will make more if these sell out.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend bought artisanal hotdog buns today.
ReplyDeleteIt says there is 17. But I counted more than that... it could just be the nyquill talking...
ReplyDeleteLong time reader here, but this reminds me of this clip I saw on The Daily Show with Lewis Black ranting on "artisanal" bagels and the abuse of the word artisan haha
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-may-1-2012/back-in-black---artisanal-foods