Monday, April 16, 2012

Smooth jazz

Dr. Grumpy: "How's your jazz band doing?"

Mr. Armstrong: "So-so. Our last gig was at a dump."

Dr. Grumpy: "Sorry. One of the cheap college bars?"

Mr. Armstrong: "No, the dedication for the new city landfill."
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5 comments:

  1. PackerApril 16, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    That stinks, but It is all up from there.

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  2. thethingspatientssayApril 16, 2012 at 2:19 PM

    The best part about being at the rock bottom is there is nowhere to go but up.

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  3. Whelk Lad!April 16, 2012 at 3:06 PM

    Every performer's dream- an unending supply of rotten fruits and vegetables.

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  4. AnonymousApril 17, 2012 at 12:52 AM

    as a gigging musician, this totally made me LOL!!!!

    Almost as bad, is trying to compete with guests at a wedding that are getting all liquored-up. I am usually amped, but sometimes it is just a lost cause.

    They used to call them "sanitary landfills." I have no idea though, as there is nothing sanitary about them.

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  5. ToddApril 17, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    ba dum tss!

    made me smile

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