Dr. Grumpy: "I haven't seen you in a few years."
Ms. Glunk: "Well, I didn't need to come back until now."
Dr. Grumpy: "At your last visit you were having neck pain..."
Ms. Glunk: "Right, and it got better, because I wished it away."
Dr. Grumpy: "So what brings you back?"
Ms. Glunk: "My ex-husband unwished it."
alcohol .. lots of alcohol
ReplyDeleteThat ex-husband -- he's a crafty one!
ReplyDelete"So can't you wish it away again?"
ReplyDeleteMaybe she should wish away her ex-husband.
ReplyDeleteI knew he was a pain in the neck all the time.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you aren't a Wish doctor?
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"And the judge awarded him custody of our third wish."
ReplyDeleteWishing works. Really.
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