Saturday, April 21, 2012

Can you be more specific? T-Bone? Rib Eye? Strip?

I stopped by the office today to get the mail and change Ed.

A patient for Monday had faxed over some of his records, which included this note:

'My migraines feel like someone is pushing a steak through my head."
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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 21, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/woman-family-blames-two-gallon-a-day-coca-cola-habit-death-article-1.1064978?localLinksEnabled=false

    OT, but watch out Dr.Grumpy!

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  2. a.generic docApril 21, 2012 at 2:54 PM

    Probably a T-Bone. It's got a nice handle and a pointed end.

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  3. New Old Fashioned GirlApril 21, 2012 at 3:11 PM

    Is this how Lady Gaga felt in her meat dress?

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  4. AnonymousApril 21, 2012 at 3:23 PM

    Is the patient a groan man?

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  5. AnonymousApril 21, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    could be a tofu steak.

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  6. DixieLaurelApril 21, 2012 at 9:36 PM

    I had a patient write that she wanted to be seen because her risks hurt.

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  7. MikeApril 21, 2012 at 9:48 PM

    Maybe she needs to see a butcher instead?

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  8. Daisy SunshineApril 21, 2012 at 9:48 PM

    Do the less-severe headaches feel like a minute steak?

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  9. AmyApril 21, 2012 at 9:58 PM

    Who is Ed?

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  10. Grumpy, M.D.April 21, 2012 at 10:05 PM

    Ed is the office fish. See the "Cast of characters" in the right sidebar.

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  11. SimonHApril 21, 2012 at 10:51 PM

    Hope it was rare

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  12. MooseApril 21, 2012 at 11:26 PM

    I get icepick migraines. Sometimes it feels like someone is shoving the whole cow through my head.

    p.s. since when is Ed wearing diapers?

    p.p.s. Yes, I do know what you really meant.

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  13. AnonymousApril 22, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    Off topic, but, oh so interesting! I guess I better find something else to watch!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/xxx-cited-ladies-blind-article-1.1064649

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  14. AnonymousApril 22, 2012 at 11:17 AM

    You only have one fish? Ed must be so lonely...

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  15. BeadHappyApril 22, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    Love it. Sounds like he has migraines like mine. :(

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  16. AnonymousApril 22, 2012 at 7:32 PM

    You do have to pound awfully hard to get a steak through there.

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  17. AnonymousApril 23, 2012 at 5:19 AM

    Moose, not a cow. A moose with sharpened horns would be the more apt description of my migraines! (pun intended)

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  18. Ole Phat StuApril 23, 2012 at 7:40 AM

    I drink a lot of spirits based on home-grown barley. Does that explain my grains?

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  19. PackerApril 23, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    Migraines the meat and potatos of the practice of Neurology.

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  20. AnonymousApril 23, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    spelling and word selection can go out the window (or down the chute, since we on topic of livestock associated patterns) when migraine approaches or arrives....

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  21. staceyApril 24, 2012 at 4:09 PM

    Maybe he meant the Stake that holds up the Beefstake tomato plants??

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So wadda you think?