Next we have this dumpster. I'd like to see the opposite, a company called "Inaccurate Trash Removal," that randomly hauls off your car, patio furniture, kids, etc.
Here we have a marketing survey on coffee, asking if people like it to be called "artisanal."
And (my favorite): if you can't afford the new iPad, or even a used one, there's this device. It's battery life is virtually inexhaustible, it can be carried anywhere, and is cleverly made from organic materials to help conserve metal.
To operate the gadget you'll need a special stylus...
Haha, I love the Poor Man's iPad! How very tongue-in-cheek advertising! I would buy one for a high school graduate, just to watch their expressions shift from joy to disappointment to horror in about 3 seconds.
ReplyDeleteThe candle picture is so sad, lol.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't say Chanukah, it says Chank, wtf... D:
ReplyDeleteJust my speed ~ that "iPad"!!!
ReplyDeleteyougottobekiddingme! The 'stylus' is just too much! Seriously...$15!?!!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't going to click the link...
ReplyDeleteWTF?!
Ok so the special stylus link forced me to post.
ReplyDeletezomg...really??? Reeeeeeallllly!!!???!!!
I'm with the first Anon, absolutely loving the poor man's iPad/notePad. Would buy.
ReplyDeleteThey'd also be sweet as miniature post it's. :-)
Love the Accurate Trash Removal - must be that the squirrel removes anything inaccurate - Or is it just a bonus?
ReplyDeletePoke my eye out with a special stylus if I even think about using that word again.
ReplyDeleteThanks for providing much needed humor, the medicine of a good laugh is appreciated.
They could have made the survey with "Appalling," "Extremely Appalling," and "Somewhat Appalling," etc.
ReplyDeleteIn Des Moines, Ia we actually have "Artistic Waste, Inc." that collects our garbage.
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