Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Whatever

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you married?"

Mr. Necro: "Divorced, but I'm reconciling with my late wife."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um... do you mean your ex-wife?"

Mr. Necro: "Whatever."

5 comments:

  1. Don't do it Mr. Necro! And yes, late spouse/ex spouse - same diff.

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  2. "It's perfect. She doesn't nag me anymore, I can watch whatever I want on TV without her complaining, I no longer have to visit her idiot sister, and the sex is as good as ever."

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  3. If I were the late, er, ex-wife, I'd make sure hubby hasn't taken out any new life insurance policies out on me.

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So wadda you think?