Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Patient quote of the day

"Doctor, I really want to know if I have something. Because if it's anything, it would probably be something. And I want to know if it's something. If it's nothing, then that's not anything, but I need to know if it's anything like something or nothing."
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9 comments:

  1. LisaFebruary 21, 2012 at 3:11 PM

    Is this a patient or a SNL comedy sketch?

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  2. Lisa February 21, 2012 at 3:35 PM

    That's the scared patients way of saying "I am afraid that I have brain cancer, so please tell me this is just a tension headache."

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  3. Roseanne RoseannadannaFebruary 21, 2012 at 4:18 PM

    It's always something.

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  4. pharmacy chickFebruary 21, 2012 at 5:47 PM

    wow, thats really something!

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  5. genaFebruary 21, 2012 at 8:03 PM

    Paging, Ms. Hypochondria! Ms. Hypochondria, your table is ready.

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  6. instant studentFebruary 22, 2012 at 3:55 AM

    Maybe you should write him a referral to Dr. Seuss...

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2012 at 10:34 AM

    "yes, i suspect you may have something, well, everybody has something, but i don't know anything about your something, it could be anything or it could be nothing, if it's something, we will do something about it, if it's nothing, we will do nothing about it. however, there's no such thing as nothing, in every nothing, there's a something. in fact, there could be everything. i cannot do everything, but still i can do something if you really have something"

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  8. PackerFebruary 22, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    The thing is that this thing is hard to pinpoint.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2012 at 4:48 PM

    "Yes, it is."

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So wadda you think?