Good think she's seeing a neurologist because she must not be right in the head. Unless he was so overcome with joy during the 08 World Series and had a heart attack or something, in which case he died a happy man.
Philadelphia fans are dangerous, and not even their own are safe. It's entirely possible that someone could die from being a Phillies fan. There is a special court, judge and jail inside Veterans Stadium.
"I'm sure he wouldn't have tried to sneak into Chase Utley's house in the middle of the night to get a lock of his hair if he'd known about the guard dogs."
My father in law, a huge Seattle Seahawks fan, died many years ago from a massive MI right after watching the Seahawks win a Monday night game. I thought at the time it was the smoking, being about 40 pounds over weight, or maybe the alcoholism. Now I know it was from being a Seahawk Fan. He was a great guy. Continue to rest in Peace Grampa Bill.
Good think she's seeing a neurologist because she must not be right in the head. Unless he was so overcome with joy during the 08 World Series and had a heart attack or something, in which case he died a happy man.
ReplyDeleteThat's a contagious condition, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteThe baseball team, or the brand of cheap cigars?
ReplyDelete"In retrospect, he probably shouldn't have moved to Pittsburgh."
ReplyDeleteHit in the head with a ball? Choked on a hotdog?
ReplyDeleteI've been a Browns fan my whole life. I've been dead for years.
ReplyDeletePhiladelphia fans are dangerous, and not even their own are safe. It's entirely possible that someone could die from being a Phillies fan. There is a special court, judge and jail inside Veterans Stadium.
ReplyDelete"I'm sure he wouldn't have tried to sneak into Chase Utley's house in the middle of the night to get a lock of his hair if he'd known about the guard dogs."
ReplyDelete"I told him it wasn't a good idea to try to climb Everest in a Phillie Phanatic costume, but would he listen?"
ReplyDeleteWell, scary stufff. So far it has been proven to 100% fatal - don't know of any Phillies fan who will not die eventually.
ReplyDeleteMy father in law, a huge Seattle Seahawks fan, died many years ago from a massive MI right after watching the Seahawks win a Monday night game. I thought at the time it was the smoking, being about 40 pounds over weight, or maybe the alcoholism. Now I know it was from being a Seahawk Fan. He was a great guy. Continue to rest in Peace Grampa Bill.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but the Phillies play at Citizens Bank Park, and there is no special jail or court there!
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