Monday, February 20, 2012

Nice haircut, though

Look: Even if you're in a wheelchair, that doesn't give you a license to be a crook.

And if you're going to rob a convenience store, at least have a decent getaway plan.

Thank you, Don!
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2012 at 3:19 PM

    It's funny how the report mentions that the clerk stabbed him in the leg. Did she think he was faking it? Couldn't she stab him somewhere else?

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2012 at 3:45 PM

    Gotta love his reasoning.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2012 at 5:03 PM

    If ever there was a less apposite name "champion"

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  4. SuFu PhDFebruary 20, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!

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  5. Li'l AzathothFebruary 20, 2012 at 6:31 PM

    As punishment, the judge sentenced him to drink all 12 bottles of Bud Light Lime. His sentence was reduced on appeal to life in prison.

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  6. MooseFebruary 20, 2012 at 6:55 PM

    I keep seeing more kids wearing mohawks or similar hair cuts lately, often with color dyes.

    It makes me so nostalgic for the '80s. [After all, the economy is about the same, right?]

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  7. ZayrinaFebruary 21, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    I worked for several years as a nurse in the prison system. I can attest from personal experience that they do indeed arrest the handicapped. I took care of a functional quad who was arrested for DUI. He came to a state prison because the county could not afford his care.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2012 at 9:01 AM

    My husband's a cop. One of my favorite stories is of a slow-speed chase of a drunk down the highway at 25 mph. They finally get the guy to pull over, 30 minutes or so in, every car in the county is surrounding this guy. Hub's partner pulls the guy out of the car, he's naked from the waist down. Partner's yelling at the guy..
    "Get up! Stand up! What the F is wrong with you??"
    "I can't stand up, I'm a paraplegic!"
    Yeah...

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So wadda you think?