Friday, January 13, 2012

Corey Hart, where are you?

Dr. Grumpy: "You're looking better today."

Mrs. FosterGrant: "Well I don't feel any better! I have a horrible migraine today. Look at me! I'm even having to wear my sunglasses indoors!"

Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, you don't have sunglasses on."

Mrs. Fostergrant: "I don't?" (feels face, then rummages through purse, puts on sunglasses) "Now I do! See? I feel awful!"
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14 comments:

  1. TracyJanuary 13, 2012 at 8:12 AM

    now give me some percocet!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2012 at 8:47 AM

    that's the exact plot i'd see in sitcoms :p

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    was she wearing leg warmers too?

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  4. Science Marches OnJanuary 13, 2012 at 9:14 AM

    Migraine-induced a-sunglass-agnosia. A new neurologic syndrome.

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  5. HavenJanuary 13, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    I would have gone with, "I'm not? Why is it so dark!" for the recovery.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    He's Canadian, so these days you can probably find him working at Mr. Sub or Tim Horton's, eh?

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  7. thethingspatientssayJanuary 13, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    I'm going to go ahead and guess that only demerol or dilaudid works for their migraines, too.

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  8. SeaSideRobinJanuary 13, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    Same vein:
    "Where is my hat"
    "You're wearing it."

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  9. NancyJanuary 13, 2012 at 7:53 PM

    She gives us that do have migraines a bad name. Thanks, Mrs. FosterGrant.

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  10. Technically InsaneJanuary 13, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    I concur Nancy! I cant even drive with bad Migraines!!

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  11. History DocJanuary 14, 2012 at 7:34 AM

    She must be on Dopamax.

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  12. Drugs and DeliJanuary 14, 2012 at 4:17 PM

    She ask you for pain pills?

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  13. FizJanuary 16, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    Where do you find them, Dr G? Or where do they find you?

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  14. VickiJanuary 16, 2012 at 10:13 AM

    In defense of more functional migraineurs like my mom (I gave up driving years ago because of inherited constant migraines), it actually is possible to drive with a migraine, just as long as you aren't at a 10/10 and can look in all directions. My neuro/headache specialist would love to make me drive again because it promotes developing those concentration skills I'm afraid of not having enough of when I'm hurting too much.

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So wadda you think?