Dr. Add: "Hello?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Ibee Grumpy, returning your call. You left a message about Mrs. Wilder?"
Dr. Add: "Oh, yeah, she's been having a lot of side effects, and I think we ought to stop her Trigenum."
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, I stopped it earlier this week. I faxed a letter over to you."
Dr. Add: "Oh, I never read those things."
Much like the instructions that we get with all manner of consumer products---never read---which explains why people still stuff their hands down the chute of the snow blower.
ReplyDeleteI knew it! I knew it!
ReplyDelete"But I did re-tweet it."
ReplyDeleteDr. Grumpy, I just discovered your blog and I am cracking up! From one neurologist to another: I feel your pain :)
ReplyDeleteDr Grumpy, have you ever wondered if there is something in the water in Grumpyville? Something that is causing stupidity in all the people who don't get their hydration from Diet Coke?
ReplyDeleteGod. I hope I never become a dr like that.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't this sort of thing amount to malpractice?
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