Monday, December 19, 2011

Today's featured gift

Men like breasts and women like wine. So what could be a better compromise than this?





According to it's web site the Wine Rack will increase an A cup to a DD, and holds 750ml of your favorite Cabernet (or whatever you prefer), with a discreet sipping tube. And you can inflate it with air after depleting the wine, to keep things looking "as advertised."
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24 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    ...I don't even know what to say to this one...

    ~Francine

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  2. GalFromAwayDecember 19, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    Warm wine?? Um... eeew. :P

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  3. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    A friend of mine has this and it is brilliant. Recommend to use with red wine (it will get warm)

    Also perfect for sneaking booze into places where booze is ridiculously expensive. Think football/baseball games, cash-bar cocktail parties, and so on.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she's going to drink out of her Hemovac drain?


    OK, then.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    This is on backorder???

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  6. jon spencerDecember 19, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Wonder what the inspection procedure the TSA is going to have for these?

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  7. Mike LooneyDecember 19, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Must be a great item. Made both the Grumpy guide and the Barry guide.

    One the other hand there is a male version, which is more than slightly disturbing

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  8. bobbieDecember 19, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    Anon @ 7:04 ~ I thought that too!!

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  9. PackerDecember 19, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    How to recognize that you might have a drinking problem.

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  10. OMDGDecember 19, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    Ok, this is so awesome, I don't even know what to say.

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  11. Not HouseDecember 19, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    Whatever happened to just cramming as much booze as you could into a Camelback and sneaking it in to the football games? Or was that just my undergraduate experience.

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  12. Grumpy, M.D.December 19, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    We just used a watermelon, to the extent that BSU banned all melons from sporting events.

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  13. ChrisDecember 19, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Consider me a connoseur. Or however you spell that.

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  14. BarbDecember 19, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    Seems she'd slosh when she walks...

    Oh, and better hope she doesn't get tackled...

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  15. Mr. ScienceDecember 19, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    So what happens if you fill them with a carbonated drink (like Diet Coke) and then do some vigorous dancing?

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  16. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    I'll stick with vodka-soaked Gummi bears thanks. I'm a D-cup already, so wearing that would give me an awful backache.

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  17. Ms. DonnaDecember 19, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    Mardi Gras. Why did I not think of this for Mardi Gras?

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  18. History DocDecember 19, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    Okay, that's just...I don't even know what to say.

    Why would anyone want to drink wine out of a sportsbra?

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  19. Gary in OaklandDecember 19, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    I suggest calvados or cognac as better suited to the temperature.

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  20. a.generic docDecember 19, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    I'm surprised they didn't use the slogan, "Boobs ---- Not just for milk anymore."

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  21. popeyemoonDecember 19, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    @ History Doc I would 61 days ago,but I am on the wagon now.

    wv schare hey baby wana schare some with me.

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  22. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 1:53 AM

    It would be so much better with 2 bite valves on the front.

    Boobwine....*shudder*

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  23. ERPDecember 20, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Holy shit that is the best present ever. My wife will love it I'm sure.

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  24. CDecember 20, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    looks like blood and creeps me out....

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So wadda you think?