Monday, December 12, 2011

Today's featured gift

What's the perfect gift for your newly divorced lady friend? Besides a gift certificate to a lawyer and a shitload of chocolate, she'll need some kitchen furnishings for her new place.

So why not get her the Ex-Husband Kitchen Knife Set?





This lovely piece is the perfect combination of culinary equipment, homicidal fantasy, and voodoo doll. And it's available in 7 colors!

Disclaimer: I'm NOT getting paid to show this (or any other gifts). The link is so you can see the other lovely colors (including blood red!) yourself.
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20 comments:

  1. Christer "Mort" BorängDecember 12, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    I actually have one of these, in red. :-)

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  2. OMDGDecember 12, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    LOL!!

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  3. Solitary Diner (Also Known as The Frugalish Physician)December 12, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    The third knife from the top is too high.

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  4. jimbo26December 12, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    Hehehe , I like it .

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  5. AnonymousDecember 12, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    No glow-in-the-dark, for all those times you're awake in the middle of the night thinking homicidal thoughts?

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  6. Mama BearDecember 12, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    My mom got me one of these for my birthday a few years back. She knows my sense of humor.

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  7. A.ResistenzaDecember 12, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    I think I need this except for that I think it might possibly disturb my kiddos...

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  8. ThatgirlDecember 12, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    I got my sister one of these in red quite a few years ago, she entertains a lot and it is just a fun visual to have up on the kitchen counter.

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  9. pharmacy chickDecember 12, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    Solitary Diner-- I was just going to say that!!! LOL Brilliant!

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  10. AnonymousDecember 12, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    My classmate also has one of these...in silver ;)

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  11. AnonymousDecember 12, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    I want one

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  12. AnonymousDecember 12, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    I was planning on getting my daughter one of these for xmas...until I thought about the message it might send to my grandson.

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  13. Laura KDecember 12, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    Seriously? None through the genitals?

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  14. Queen of the RoadDecember 12, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    I love this. Almost makes me want to get a divorce so I can get one.

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  15. AnonymousDecember 12, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    The EX skewer set has a better balls-stab than the knife set... What a great gift idea!

    wv = duppi, as in "Aww duppi look what you made me do..." [stab]

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  16. UnknownDecember 13, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    Yup already have one of these and love it! It's such a conversation starter haha.

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  17. AnonymousDecember 13, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    I have this set in red. I love it.

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  18. staceyDecember 14, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    Shouldn't there be a female version as well?

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  19. DaniDecember 14, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Ouch-Voodoo-Doll-Toothpick-Holder

    Toothpick holder brother

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  20. McFury CPhTDecember 15, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    I have this as well. Everyone comments on it. The knives are actually a decent quality and it's way more fun then the butcher block style knives. :)

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So wadda you think?