Friday, December 9, 2011

Today's featured gift

It's the middle of the night, and you're using the bathroom. But after sitting down you discover there's either a power outage or the bulb burned out. How often does this happen to you? That many? Have you considered calling an electrician?

Anyway, if this is something a friend of yours deals with regularly, than I have the perfect gift for them: glow-in-the-dark toilet paper!





This miracle is also useful for camping or as an emergency flashlight.

It doesn't say if it will rub off and give you a luminescent anus.
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24 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Patent Pending, no doubt.

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  2. SuzanneDecember 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Ha ha ha!

    My first thought? "Um, that's just wrong."

    My second thought? "Great for the kids at night!"

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  3. bobbieDecember 9, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    Actually, my hubs thinks this is a great idea!

    ***sigh***
    What do you expect from a aerospace engineer?!

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  4. MockingbirdDecember 9, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    What a great idea!
    If it did rub off, think how great that would be! I'd rub it from the small of my back to...wait a minute, is that toilet paper artisanal?

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  5. History DocDecember 9, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Has there been a study of the effects of repeatedly applying photoluminescence to one's ass?

    Thought not.

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  6. pharmacy chickDecember 9, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    There may be some kind of advantage of having a luminescent anus...to a certain kind of population that is...

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  7. medrecgalDecember 9, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    Now I remember why I always come back...this post made me laugh so hard I almost NEEDED toilet paper! Never did I think I'd see the words "luminescent" and "anus" in the same sentence...

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  8. Thomas D.December 9, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    You just know it's only a matter of time before somebody tries it, and if it's successful, puts pictures of it online.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 9, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    At last, a light at the end of the tunnel.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 9, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    Hooray! No more painful burns from wiping myself with light bulbs!

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  11. AnonymousDecember 9, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    Moonlighting.

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  12. AnonymousDecember 9, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    "The sun doesn't shine down there, but our toilet paper does!"

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  13. AnonymousDecember 9, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    "Nice try, but the expression is actually 'a SHOT in the dark!'"

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  14. AnonymousDecember 9, 2011 at 11:53 PM

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve...

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  15. AnonymousDecember 10, 2011 at 2:54 AM

    anon 8:48

    your comment cracked me up - seriously. Thumbs up.

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  16. AnonymousDecember 10, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    If the ladies use this, will their men stop complaining about always turning the lights off during sex?

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  17. StephDecember 10, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Wow...it would be really cool to tee-pee someone's house with that's stuff!

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  18. thethingspatientssayDecember 10, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Now is it actually self-luminescent or does it just retain the effects from overhead lights, like those old ping-pong balls used to?

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  19. bobbieDecember 10, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    Anon @ 8:48 ~ I just about PIMP!!! Thanks for my great big belly laugh!

    Steph ~ fabulous idea!!

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  20. Ms. DonnaDecember 10, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    I would LOVEto see the tech's reaction if it does rub off and someone went in for a colonoscopy.

    Just sayin' ...

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  21. AnonymousDecember 10, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Self-luminescent would be radioactive.

    And I really, really wouldn't know what to say about a roll of radioactive toilet paper...

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  22. OMDGDecember 10, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    I actually really love this product idea, Grump. Maybe they could even make it so that after you wiped, the dirty part would change color depending on the type of fluid that was present. Because god knows blue or purple would be so much more attractive than brown.

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  23. AnonymousDecember 10, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Things to do today: determine my a$$ from a hole in the ground. Check!

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  24. AnonymousDecember 14, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    One of my cats likes to play with the TP roll in the dead of night and leave trails of it through the house, but I don't know which cat. I am sorely tempted to hang up a roll of this just to see what she does with it...and to identify the culprit by her glowing paws and mouth.

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So wadda you think?