Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Dr. Grumpy's Salon

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office. This is Annie."

Miss Clairol: "Hey, I saw Dr. Grumpy last week, and I have a question."

Annie: "Okay, what's up?"

Miss Clairol: "If I washed my hair last night, would today be day zero or day one until I have to wash it again?"
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9 comments:

  1. CateDecember 21, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    uhhhh... does she think a neurologist is the same thing as a hair stylist?

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  2. DocVDecember 21, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    So....in your professional opinion, what is the answer? ;-)

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  3. tbunniDecember 21, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    No, a neurologist is not the same thing as a hair stylist, but a good yak herder styles the yaks' hair (fur?)!

    Or perhaps she thinks she IS a yak. What was her presenting diagnosis? Dementia can take some strange forms...

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  4. RehabNurseDecember 21, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    Grumpy:

    Are you selling transdermal neuro drugs now? Maybe she put a patch in the wrong place..?

    I think she might still need your help, as someone else mentioned for a little dementia maybe.

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  5. MockingbirdDecember 21, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Today is day one, and so wash it again tonight. And use plenty of peanut oil so your hair shines. Oh, and don't forget the Black Flag at the end, to prevent the you know whats.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    Just what did you see this patient for last week?

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  7. Grumpy, M.D.December 22, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Foot pain.

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  8. JessieDecember 22, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    This would only make sense if she had an incision she was supposed to keep dry.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    Next Question: I've done the lather, rinse, repeat now seven times now! How many times exactly am I supposed to be repeating this?

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So wadda you think?