Friday, November 18, 2011

Nuts and bolts

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mr. Lost: "Hi, I can't find your office."

Mary: "Okay, where are you?"

Mr. Lost: "I'm at the hardware store, like you said."

Mary: "I said we were across from the hospital."

Mr. Lost: "Oh. Well, I'm at the hardware store, in paints."

Mary: "Well, your appointment is NOW. Can you come over here?"

Mr. Lost: "It would be a lot easier to find if you guys were in the hardware store. I think more people come here than the hospital."
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    did he finally show up?

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  2. Grumpy, M.D.November 18, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Yeah. He bought some varnish, a 2x4, and a hot dog.

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  3. PackerNovember 18, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    What no bag of hammers ?

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  4. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    sounds like Mary did a good job giving him the directions to your office from the hardware store :)

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  5. CNovember 18, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    great...just put the neurologists in Wal Mart by the fast food place....endless diet coke, sir.

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  6. a.generic docNovember 18, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Perhaps there should be a combined Home Center / Medical Center. Neurology could be located by the electrical department. Urology near plumbing. Psychiatry near the nuts.

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  7. VickiNovember 19, 2011 at 5:05 AM

    What were you thinking, putting your office in the hospital? How inconsiderate of you!

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So wadda you think?