In a new meaning to the phrase "water hazard" an Australian golf course has a family of sharks living in a water trap.
And in Florida, a legislator concerned about the unemployment issues facing people of below-average-height is trying to revive the bizarre sport of dwarf tossing.
A local brisbane course, I wonder if Greg Norman will play here, could be a real shark attack!
ReplyDelete"You'll have to toss me... Don't tell the elf."
ReplyDelete"Not a word."
With such creative solutions coming out of our legislative bodies I can't understand why we are having difficulty in the economic arena. But let me put my creativity to use. Pop a legislator in the nose for 10 bucks a pop---Dow Jones Futures up big this AM
ReplyDeleteMrs A - what a great idea. Greg would make great chum.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about the Logan river flooding story. I reckon a couple of blokes, with a few tinnies under their belts, decided to spice the game up a bit.
You put these two stories together...
ReplyDeleteAre you thinking of combining the 2 ideas and tossing dwarfs across the shark infested water hazard?
Extra points to MarcW for the LOTR quote.
ReplyDeleteI have to ask...what are players supposed to do if their golf ball goes into the water?
ReplyDeleteI was so looking forward to the dwarf tossing article, but alas, it isn't available anymore! Maybe I can find it in google's archives!
ReplyDeleteVicki- it seems to be working now. Here's the full text link, if that helps.
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