Thursday, September 8, 2011

Love and marriage

Dr. Grumpy: "Anything else going on?"

Mr. Discord: "My wife and I are having a lot of conflict. I have these health problems, and she's more concerned with other junk than she is with me."

Lady Discord: "That's not true! I always put you first."

Mr. Discord: "So we're going to counseling..."

(Lady Discord whips out iPhone, starts texting)

Mr. Discord: "What are you doing?"

Lady Discord: "Updating my Facebook status, so my friends know we're at the doctor."
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    Social networking.
    Who gives a shit?
    Really.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    If I were her husband I would have snatched it out of her hand and stomped on it. I cannot stand it when people text while they are with me. They need to start teaching manners in school, apparently, since many people are not learning them at home.

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  3. PackerSeptember 8, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    So Lois, just how is the anger management thing working out for you ?

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    "According to my husband's Facebook wall, that's where we are now."

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  5. jimbo26September 8, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Have to admit I prefer Twitter to Facebook .

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  6. Li'l AzathothSeptember 8, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    "Now I'm checking my profiles on match.com, eharmony.com, okcupid.com, jdate.com, ashleymadison.com, and philanderers.com."

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  7. A Doc 2 BeSeptember 8, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    FB: for those whoo need to feel important (because you're not).

    FB = the bane of society, cell phones are a close 2nd.

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    Is Lady Discord's first name QED?

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2011 at 12:31 AM

    Haha Packer, yeah, I guess my reaction was a bit extreme, due to seeing that kind of rudeness so often. In reality, I'm sure I would have settled for taking it out of her hands and turning it off. (But I still would have been angry.)

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  10. cliffintokyoSeptember 9, 2011 at 5:15 AM

    Yep, that's pretty close to first.
    Netdorking is sooo important.....

    WV: "tringe" = triple cringe??

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So wadda you think?