Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Doctor talk

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you take birth control pills?"

Dr. Veterinarian: "No, I've been spayed. Uh, I mean, I had my tubes tied."
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18 comments:

  1. UnknownAugust 3, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    Responsible pet owner.

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  2. BrittneyAugust 3, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    :) Yep, sounds like a vet.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 3, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    ER's Mom here:

    AWESOME!!!!!!

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  4. myoclonicjerkAugust 3, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    I agree wholeheartedly...AWESOME!

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  5. OMDGAugust 3, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    Me too -- AWESOME.

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  6. HAugust 3, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    I was 28 when I had it done so always tell people I have been spayed,it usually gives me enough time to walk away before they ask why :)

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  7. AnonymousAugust 3, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    Someone listened to bob barker. . .

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  8. MooseAugust 3, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    YES! I call it that, too.

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  9. AnonymousAugust 3, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    I usually ask my friends who say they are done having kids which one is going to the vet. It is cheaper than going to a human doctor.

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  10. ERPAugust 3, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    Did you reply, "Bark like a Dog!" In a Carl Spackler voice?

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  11. MalloryAugust 4, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    Just as long as she doesn't say her husband's been neutered.

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  12. thatsitAugust 4, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    I say it all the time, when asked what my job title is I write down "Domestic Engineer." It's for my own entertainment.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 4, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    Yes, resposible multidog owner who has made that pronouncement more than once. BTW, would have been much cheaper if I could have gotten the vet to do it vs an OB/GYN;)

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  14. AnonymousAugust 4, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    Speaking as a veterinarian with clips on her Fallopian tubes, it is not the same thing. A spay involves removal of the ovaries and almost all of the uterus. If my OBGYN had removed all that from me, I would have gelded him...without anesthesia.

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  15. Can'tSpell, DVMAugust 7, 2011 at 1:08 AM

    Oh come on.... it's ovariohysterectamey.... :)

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  16. AnonymousAugust 7, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    You're right, Can'tSpell, DVM. You can't spell ovariohysterectomy, or oophorohysterectomy for that matter. I can, though.

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  17. cliffintokyoAugust 9, 2011 at 5:20 AM

    If you ask me, patient needs a lip suction job, for word use control,
    perhaps coupled with front lobe reprogramming.

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  18. LinMarch 30, 2013 at 3:46 AM

    I know this is a super old posting, but I'm sure I'm not the only one that comes to the blog as a new reader and reads way back.

    I had to reply, because this reminded me of when I was a kid. I can't remember how old I was, but I started bugging my mom asking for a younger brother or sister. Eventually my mom told me it was impossible, could never happen. I asked why, and she said my dad had surgery so that he couldn't have any more kids. So I went to school and told all my friends that my dad was neutered.

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So wadda you think?