A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
The value of having a GED just took a shot.
Alternately, steal enemies' ID, commit another crime and leave the ID behind.
Unless he'd gotten it recently, carrying one's diploma around (and you can't use it for ID, as far as I know) is of a high level of stupidity.And if someone else was using it to implicate? Lacks all sorts of sense. Why not his birth certificate? *grumble*
Kinds ups the value of a GED, dontcha think, when the proud bearer not only leaves it at the scene of the crime, but also doesn't manage to snag any cash...just a carton of cigarettes? Tooo funny!
I also love the part where they couldn't get into the atm, so they stole an empty cash drawer....
The three liters of vodka were obviously the biggest tipoff.
Maybe he was proud of his GED, like those Harvard guys who quickly tell you, unsolicited, where they went.
A college man could have gotten into that ATM. :)
So wadda you think?
The value of having a GED just took a shot.
ReplyDeleteAlternately, steal enemies' ID, commit another crime and leave the ID behind.
ReplyDeleteUnless he'd gotten it recently, carrying one's diploma around (and you can't use it for ID, as far as I know) is of a high level of stupidity.
ReplyDeleteAnd if someone else was using it to implicate? Lacks all sorts of sense. Why not his birth certificate?
*grumble*
Kinds ups the value of a GED, dontcha think, when the proud bearer not only leaves it at the scene of the crime, but also doesn't manage to snag any cash...just a carton of cigarettes? Tooo funny!
ReplyDeleteI also love the part where they couldn't get into the atm, so they stole an empty cash drawer....
ReplyDeleteThe three liters of vodka were obviously the biggest tipoff.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was proud of his GED, like those Harvard guys who quickly tell you, unsolicited, where they went.
ReplyDeleteA college man could have gotten into that ATM. :)
ReplyDelete