none of them...gator included....would pass a mental status exam! these guys aren't exactly youngsters, either. they're gonna go from high blood alcohol levels and stupid stunts right through mild cognitive impairment and vascular dementia without a pause, at this rate! (assuming no accidental death, of course.)
Dr. G , speaking from the perspective of a 60 y. o. let me give you some understanding of people----BUCKET LIST.
Note the ages of the participants, it is the time of their lives when they begin to reflect on unaccomplished goals, and of course they are no longer chasing women as their youthful good looks , not to mention teeth, have gone away.
Story would have been much better if it was alive gator. Still, some some parts of my great state are like a world away. Sometimes for the better, other times for the worst.
A .42, a .40, and a .29. Holy shit, that's some party. I wish I knew what mudbogging was, though.
ReplyDeletethe escaped/rescued alligator must have been driving.
ReplyDeleteI wish you would write a screenplay. You would have a hit series or movie!
ReplyDelete"It looked so much easier on TV when Moe, Larry, and Curly did it..."
ReplyDeleteHey, y'all, watch this...
ReplyDeleteHey, you unsympathetic jerk, he was grieving real bad! So we shouldn't judge him for drinking a case of beer and stealing a dead animal!
ReplyDeleteOh wait, yes we should. Carry on.
But getting drunk and going mudbogging WITHOUT a stuffed alligator would just be so...vulgar...
ReplyDeleteIt's true - all the best stories start with 'Here, hold my [alcoholic] drink'
ReplyDeletenone of them...gator included....would pass a mental status exam!
ReplyDeletethese guys aren't exactly youngsters, either. they're gonna go from high blood alcohol levels and stupid stunts right through mild cognitive impairment and vascular dementia without a pause, at this rate! (assuming no accidental death, of course.)
Douglas Earl, John Earl, and Roy Allen.
ReplyDeleteYou might be a redneck if....
OK, Dr G, here's your first problem: You assumed the nitwits who did this were actually "people".
ReplyDeleteDr. G , speaking from the perspective of a 60 y. o. let me give you some understanding of people----BUCKET LIST.
ReplyDeleteNote the ages of the participants, it is the time of their lives when they begin to reflect on unaccomplished goals, and of course they are no longer chasing women as their youthful good looks , not to mention teeth, have gone away.
I suspect a lot of Mds get their patinets, with these two words: "Watch this"
ReplyDeletemudbogging without a gator on your 4x4 would be like mudbogging without beer: pointless...
ReplyDeleteor as I like to call it, "Tuesdays"
ReplyDelete...and they did not invite me? I must hang with the wrong crowd....
ReplyDeleteStory would have been much better if it was alive gator. Still, some some parts of my great state are like a world away. Sometimes for the better, other times for the worst.
ReplyDeleteMy weekend plans seem so dull in comparison :(
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