Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of exercise are you doing?"
Miss Fit: "Yogurt."
Dr. Grumpy: "You're on a yogurt diet?"
Miss Fit: "No, yogurt. The exercise thing, where you hold different positions and stretch."
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean yoga."
Miss Fit: "Whatever."
She's gone from suck to blow!
ReplyDeleteSo what does silicone look like on an MRI series anyways?
ReplyDelete"I don't get it- that line KILLED when Dolly used it in 'The Family Circus!' I'm firing my comedy coach!"
ReplyDelete"May the Schwartz be with you!"
ReplyDeleteYou've just made me discover that Diet Coke, expelled at high velocity through the nose, makes one's sinuses tingle.
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Wait, wait, I saw this in a Get Fuzzy strip.
ReplyDelete"I like vanilla yogurt."
Don't knock the yogurt exercise plan. Pulling those foil tops can be exhausting.
ReplyDeleteJust what the pointy-haired dude in 'Dilbert' might have said, before he became obsessed with leveraged sell-outs! (O __ O)w
ReplyDeleteHold positions and stretch? That's not yoghurt, it's mozzarella cheese.
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