Dr. Grumpy: "When did the migraine start?"
Mrs. Armoire: "Monday, when my husband and I were talking. He'd just come out of the closet."
Dr. Grumpy: "That must have been quite a shock."
Mrs. Armoire: (gives me weird look) "Not really. He was putting away his jacket."
Haha, good attempt at empathy, Dr Grumpy!
ReplyDeleteA hilarious misunderstanding!
ReplyDeleteAnd by putting away his "jacket" you mean... oh right!
ReplyDeleteSounds like someone needs a foot-in-the-mouth-ectomy. Eh, Dr. Grumpy?
ReplyDeleteSome weird looks are called for, nay they are demanded.
ReplyDeleteI may have hesitated on this one, not knowing if she was being literal or using the figurative. Was your statement in jest or serious?
ReplyDeleteI assumed it was figurative, and was trying to be concerned.
ReplyDeleteObviously, I wasn't even close.
::laughs:: Amazing =)
ReplyDeleteHey Dr G., repeat after me...
ReplyDelete"The average American doesn't understand British style ironic humour.
The average American doesn't understand British style ironic humour.
The average American doesn't understand British style ironic humour."
How did the rest of your session with her go???
ReplyDeleteNot sure she even caught it.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts: Oh! Yeah....I can imagine how that might have given you a headache....oh, wait.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was shocked that he put his jacket away in the closet instead of dumping it on the couch as usual.
ReplyDeletehaha that's awesome :)
ReplyDeletealong somewhat similar (ok totally different) lines, I saw a group of chihuahuas today. I walked into the exam room, saw this herd of chihuahuas and said "wow, all of a sudden yo quiero taco bell!" The room filled with the sounds of crickets chirping. I tried again "it's a perrito party!" but again, crickets. Oh well. I was having fun!
This reminds me of an episode of Three's Company. You know, the one with the misunderstanding . . .
ReplyDeleteThis was absolutely priceless. Too funny.
ReplyDeletewonderful. just wonderful
ReplyDeleteHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteWonderful, brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
It does make one wonder what the connection is in this woman's mind to her husband putting away his jacket and her migraine...
ReplyDeleteAlert! Logical Disconnect!
ReplyDeleteBrains in neutral, everyone!
Thinking out of the closet needed here.
OK, here's one........
How about headache caused by armpit odor?
I don't think you need to feel embarrassed, Dr Grumpy. SHE was the one who used the phrase that was open to misunderstanding.
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