You saved $60 (no idea how you got it) to buy your favorite treat: crack cocaine.
But your dealer has hosed you, and only sold you $20 worth of rocks, and won't give you the $40 change he owes you.
So who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?
Nope. If you're this dude, you call 911.
Thank you, Alex!
Haha... I sent this one in. Crazy stuff.
ReplyDelete"In retrospect, maybe selling the Bat-Signal for crack money wasn't the greatest idea."
ReplyDeleteHeadline: Crook So Stupid He Calls Cops On Self.
ReplyDeleteKeep it coming; I need the overtime.
Makes me want to fry an egg for breakfast!
ReplyDeleteGuess said mope won't be worrying about breakfast (along with the other two "hots and a cot") for a while...
Mama always said, "Stupid is as stupid does."
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, when I clicked the link guess what....it pulls up my local news and I was thinking dear God...what have these idiots done now!?! I love how crackheads are geniuses.
ReplyDeleteFurther proof the crack destroys what few brain cells the users start out with.
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