Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Love and marriage

Dr. Grumpy: "How's your memory been?"

Mr. Amana: "I'm doing fine."

Mrs. Amana: "You're NOT doing fine! Last night you couldn't even remember how to work the microwave!"

Mr. Amana: "So what? It's the most complex damn thing in the house."

Mrs. Amana: "That's beside the point. I have no trouble working it."

Mr. Amana: "Could have fooled me. I have to eat your cooking."
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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    just like every other marriage, that one is more complicated than the microwave.

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  2. ChrisApril 13, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    Ba DUMP bump.

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  3. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    well, that proves he's still sharp.

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  4. The MotherApril 13, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    At least they have an oven. I would really love to have a working oven.

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  5. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Chris beat me to the rim shot!

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  6. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    Well I think he's smarter than me because I'm terrible at working microwaves...

    Melissa

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  7. JonApril 13, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    Mr. Amana may have to go on a bread and water diet after that remark to the cook.

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  8. SassyApril 14, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    So is sarcasm the last to go?

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  9. PackerApril 14, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    Do all long term marrieds wind up like the bickersons. I think it might have something to do with the impending parting, knowing it is coming produces a sharpness between partners--sort of easing the emotional toll to follow.

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So wadda you think?