Monday, April 25, 2011

I'd avoid drugs like broccoli and grapefruit

Mr. Nature: "I don't believe in medicines, so my cardiologist is treating me with supplements."

Dr. Grumpy: "Which ones?"

Mr. Nature: "Coumadin and Lipitor."

24 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha, EXCELLENT...

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  2. But I'm sure they are organically produced.

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  3. I am so making a note of that for future use. Excellent!

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  4. I'd be irritated by that level ofdoctorly arrogance and paternalism, but anyone that dumb (and wilfully uneducated) probrably couldn't make an informed choice about medication anyway.

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  5. but Coumadin is ALL NATURAL RAT POISON!!!

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  6. Grown on his yard on his own Coumadin and Lipitor trees.

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  7. bwahhahahahaaaaa!!!! Awesome. A cardiologist with a side of psychology....

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  8. wonder how the doctor explained pt coming in to check his "coumadin supplement" levels...

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  9. ::blinks innocently:: But if digitalis is found in foxglove then... ::and falls over in hysterics::

    Just for the record, my med team treat me with a combination of manufactured pharmaceuticals and OTC supplements. Do I tell them everything I take? Do I look like an idiot? ::more laughing::

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  10. But are they artisanal?


    Hopalong Ginsberg

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  11. Lipitor and coumadin are plant based! ~~~ They are from the 'manufacturing plant'!!!

    OKC, PA

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  12. Actually, Warfarin (Coumadin) is naturally occuring. It was discovered at the Wisconsin Agricultural Research Foundation (hence the name WARFarin).

    Cows were acquiring a bleeding diathesis and it was traced to some bad clover they were eating. The drug was purified from that source.

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  13. ndenunz, sounds like you may have gone to UW...heard that in almost every single pharmacy class I took there!

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  14. Good for him. We had the opposite problem with my grandfather (Multiple heart attacks & strokes, some dementia)--he wouldn't believe aspirin could be useful and thus wouldn't take it. I don't recall the label on the bottle but I know we just filled it with off-the-shelf aspirin.

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  15. A bit off topic but my 92-year-old grandfather didn't want to take vitamin B12 shots every month - even though I was able to give them to him at home. His reason? "What good can they be if it only costs $.67?" Hard both not to laugh at and respect his reasoning.

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  16. That cardiologist deserves a medal.

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  17. I'm going to see if I can find a Plaqunil tree or a Methotrexate bush at Home Depot this weekend and plant them in my yard...I'll start selling my organic meds to our patients and make a little scratch on the side.

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  18. Someone buy that cardiologist a drink!

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  19. What scares me is this person is actually "out there" driving a car on our highways. Sheesh!

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So wadda you think?