Friday, March 11, 2011

Skool Nerse Time

This is Mrs. Grumpy.

Dear Principal Skinner,

I think it's an interesting project idea to have each 4th grade class develop their own identity. Like flags, secret codes, and secret claps. I understand this is a 2 week project, this week with students developing their own "countries" and next week sharing their ideas with other classes.

But I think you could have ended your talk better than with the line "Next week you'll visit other classrooms to share your clap with them."

And you wondered why the teachers in back began snickering.
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17 comments:

  1. OMDGMarch 11, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    This is almost as good as ABB's post the other day about "getting a ride."

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  2. thatsitMarch 11, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    Bwhahahah

    Friend went to a maturation class for her 5th grade boy (Dad couldn't go). What do you think they served as snacks at the end?





    Twinkies and Ding Dongs (you know-diversity!)

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  3. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Is mr Skinner always such a drip?
    Maybe he needs some ceftriaxone?

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  4. PackerMarch 11, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    Lot's of people visiting other countries come back with a secret clap

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  5. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    ROTFLMAOAPMP!!!

    Remember folks, VD makes a good time grate!

    Andy

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  6. Emesis 1March 11, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    These guys have the clap...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js

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  7. Not HouseMarch 11, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Tee hee. Foreign trade at its finest.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Between that and computer viruses, it must be an interesting time to be a school nurse.

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  9. PGYxMarch 11, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    Why can't we just embrace all the wonderful unintended puns? They help make life worth living.

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  10. KatrinaMarch 11, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Most excellent Simpson's reference.

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  11. Ben SMarch 11, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    He was just trying to soft launch the sex ed curriculum.

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  12. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    Oh Dear! We had a principal named Mr. Crocker and we were all sitting in the gym; it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop even with 500 kids and 30 staff members. Over the louspeaker the secretary made an announcement and got a bit tongue tied and said, "Mr COCKer, please buzz the office!" I don't think the staff stopped laughing for weeks. He sure lived up to the name.

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  13. KylaMarch 11, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    Hahaha! Awesome.

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  14. watercolordaisyMarch 11, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    bwahahaaaa! Excellent!

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  15. Barney the DinosaurMarch 12, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...

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  16. AnonymousMarch 12, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    A TWO WEEK project? Is this one of those schools where 80% of the students can't read??

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  17. AnonymousMarch 12, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    Emesis 1: Now that's what I call catchy!

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So wadda you think?